[usta1969]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I see this I think “why would this duck want to feed fish?” and then I remember that I also occasionally want to feed fish so why wouldn’t the duck?

[lazorsandparadox]

Iirc, ducks need water in order to swallow their food, so the duck is just trying to take a sippy from the pond so she can swallow, and is accidentally dropping some of the food in the water ad a result. The koi noticed this and take advantage of the ducks sloppy eating in order to get their own meal. They all work together without realizing.

[doggosource]

good boi

[viostormcaller]

OH MY GOD?????? OHHHHH MY GOD??????????

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Reblog for VERY BLESSED ENERGY

[marsixm]

heres the idea: instead of vogue magazine it’s vague magazine. all the editorials are blurry. models shot from 60 feet away. ads just say “buy it”. models hide behind trees and shrubs. you can’t tell what anyone’s wearing.

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[lum1natrix]

i’ve never laughed so hard at an intro before in my entire fucking life

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

“Ain’t nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble.”

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[theweightofbeingme]

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

[milfoiil]

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

[greenteaslim]

IF YALL SEE THIS PLEASE REBLOG IT

[sunbourne]

This!!! Jesus Christ even as an adult! Commentary on weight isn’t a fucking greeting!

[icaurus-deactivated20180206]

new name for lube

high fructose porn syrup

[tellyjpg]

i knew i should’ve stayed asleep

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

Finally, something with the potential to spark a revolution among white moms to put an end to corn syrup and it’s contribution to obesity

[cornprices]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE

[hotvampireadjacent]

but Henry infinite chocolate

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

[badsciencejokes]

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

[blackheartseverywhere]

I hope you all can read this and remember to be kind

[the-quiet-priestess]

The smallest of gestures can save a life. My Mum answered her phone when I called and I am alive today because of that.

[badsciencejokes]

I’m glad you’re here.

It’s a phone call, a milkshake, a friend.

[badsciencejokes]

I feel like I shouldn’t keep reblogging this but when I do more people see what kindness can do…. I don’t know. Love everyone as yourself.

[nunyabizni]

Nah, keep rebloging it. It gives hope.

[idontgettechnology]

I know I keep telling this story, but I think it’s important. I am alive today because of Peggy Carter and Daniel Sousa.

I had a plan ready to go, letters written and literally nothing inside of myself except for emptiness and exhaustion.

So I took a bath and sank into my bubbles, trying to treat myself one last time, trying not to panic or be afraid.

And then I sat up with a shock and said, out loud, “Goddammit. I have to know if Peggy and Daniel end up together!”

And it occurred to me that the next episode was going to be on on Monday and it was already Saturday night. I could wait until Monday and see if any of my questions were answered.

And then it was the next Monday and then the next and before I realized it, Peggy and Daniel WERE together and I had trudged along just far enough for life to remind me that there were still some things worth sticking around for.

So don’t think any one thing is too small to make a difference. Because you really never know what’s going to be the thing that makes someone say, “Okay, I’ll wait.”

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Love this. Even the smallest things can give you a reason to hold on

[haiku-robot]

love this even the smallest things can give you a reason to hold on

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[apriki]

[ledamemangociana]

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

[purple-buddha-project]

[conop-8888]

[tiffanarchy]

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

[moistnugget]

[ninawolv3rina]

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab:

[preciouscisco]

my kink is fictional couples protecting each other not because one is ‘weaker’ (ie the female character) but because they’re both completely equal and their first instinct is to protect each other

[who-is-page]

EXCELLENT KINK, 10/10

[vcxahlia]

More of the Party being Represented by the Guide to Troubled Birds

Molly:

Jester:

Fjord:

Beau:

Nott:

Caleb:

Yasha:

Frumpkin:

Matthew Mercer: