Asmodeus @cydonianotmalus - Tumblr Blog

I was going to add that post about gaining net zero information but actually I’m loving the sheer lack of commitment from the tag line “you’ll say they’re good”

creature-adjacent

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

questionablepastries

bleedthebeat

don’t worry about it

bovineblogger

yak scared of pumpkin not clickbait

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

is no one going to say what a beautiful creature that is?

6qubed

well the yak thinks it's hideous

cybelusreverie

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

cybelusreverie

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

space-party

zegalba

Georgia Gerber: A Promise Kept (1999)

severalowls

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

severalowls

myxomycota

springtail eating a slime mold

beansguytm

#fungi

infectiouspiss

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

ospreyonthemoon

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

markscherz

This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

#frog

kaijutegu

Went to the zoo and the cemetery for my birthday today and even though it is my birthday, I have a gift for you.

This man's real name was Firmus Dick.

Firmus.

Dick.

kaijutegu

His siblings' names: Marvin, Vincent, Charles, and Rita

His name? FIRMUS

anais-ninja-bitch

religion was his only retreat

cipheramnesia

So proud of the notes, they're fully 80% this

amanda-fior

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont.

creationmyth13

Let’s menace onlookers with mama

fleshdyke

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

fallenangelvictorious

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

fleshdyke

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

gumy-shark

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

fiftysevenacademics

Today I was listening to Jane Goodall being interviewed and she said something I knew about but had forgotten. The whole reason she went off to Africa to study chimps in the wild was because she was madly in love with Tarzan. Huge fangirl!

"He married the wrong Jane!" she laughed.

But she was so caught up in the romance of it all that she literally went off to live with chimps at a time when field studies of wild animals simply did not exist, and women were not taken very seriously as scientists. And basically invented a whole approach to studying wild animals that is standard today, changed everything we know about chimps, and became one of nature's biggest champions.

Because she loved real animals and one fictional man.

fiftysevenacademics

RIP to one of my heroes.

Jane Goodall 1934-2025

insomniac-arrest

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

what-even-is-thiss

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

durzio

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

larariumluparum

truer words

madgastronomer

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

Not true, not true! Your brain develops continually over your life, as best we can tell. We can’t tell for sure, though, because the study that was working on this ran out of money when the first cohort reached… oh hey… 25! Yes! The reason the general public thinks the brain is done cooking at 25 is because that’s when the main study stopped dead.