Sarcasm+Cynicism=Me

College Student. 28. Fandoms: Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Merlin, Reign, Hunger Games, Disney, and anything else that catches my eye. Main Pairings: Jaime and Brienne, Ron and Hermione, Arthur and Gwen, and Will and...

[justice-for-rose-tico]

[titsay]

is it halloween yet?

[cal-kestis]

@creatorsofcolornet event 10: new year event A CHARACTER I RELATE TO ★ MULAN “How ‘bout a girl who’s got a brain, who always speaks her mind?”

[lovestory]

We know our friend in a certain light, but we don’t know them the way their lover does. Just the way their lover will never know them the same way that you do as their friend. Their mother knows them differently than their roommate, who knows them differently than their colleague. Their secret admirer looks at them and sees an elaborate sunset of brilliant color and dimension and spirit and pricelessness. And yet, a stranger will pass that person and see a faceless member of the crowd, nothing more.

[classically-lit-memes4u]

defend my thesis? like with a sword?

[naamahdarling]

Something I have seen very few people mention re: Omicron and the current surge:

Please, be cautious. Not just about the virus but about life in general.

Babes, now is not the time to get on the rickety ladder to change that light bulb or tackle that woodworking project using the bandsaw.

Let it freaking go.

Clinics and hospitals are overrun. You don't want to need urgent or emergent care right now, my loves. You may not get it. Please be unreasonably cautious around your homes.

Please reblog this, just to remind everyone that any source of medical risk is also now a COVID risk.

[puffygator]

The Christmas cat

[ardentmystacina]

No thoughts, only christmas bell jingling.

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[gaynfl-moved]

your late twenties is like one of your friends is getting promoted, one of your friends is binge-watching an early 2000′s tv show, one of your friends is moving away, one of your friends is moving home, one just graduated, one just dropped out, one spends all day in bed, at least three of them are getting into crystals and alternative medicine, one of them is changing careers, one of them still “doesn’t know what they want to do with their life” and talks about starting a podcast, one of them is on sabbatical, and everyone’s tummy hurts but they’re being so brave about it

[imaginedragins]

Okay, so this is a masterpost with all kinds of things. there’s lots of websites to check out if you’re feeling down, bored, or need a distraction. It has over 500 games, lots of useful sites, a long list of websites to find movies/tv shows, helpful things you can use in/for tumblr, some resources for writers, a few delicious looking recipes, websites you can find textbooks on, links to other masterposts, and much, much more. I hope you all find at least something for you here and this post helps you out in one way or another. If any of the links stop working, just message me here and I will replace them. Enjoy!

Last updated: 07/31/14

[imaginedragins]

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[effulgent-girl]

Jaime & Brienne Appreciation Week 2021 - Tuesday - Violet - Friends to Lovers

My head runs cold when my heart bleeds violet

[ilovedirt]

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

[valtsv]

you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking

[valtsv]

telling someone to shut up will always be the simplest and most effective shutdown, but NOTHING says a total lack of respect or regard for their opinion like putting a straw to your lips and slowly, excruciatingly taking a drag so that the crushed ice scrapes against the inner tubing while maintaining eye contact the entire time so there’s absolutely no way they can assume it’s unintentional on your part

[momentsinreading]

“My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World War II. She and a bunch of the girls in the ghetto had to do sewing each day. And if you were found with a book, it was an automatic death penalty. She had gotten hold of a copy of ‘Gone With the Wind’, and she would take three or four hours out of her sleeping time each night to read. And then, during the hour or so when they were sewing the next day, she would tell them all the story. These girls were risking certain death for a story. And when she told me that story herself, it actually made what I do feel more important. Because giving people stories is not a luxury. It’s actually one of the things that you live and die for.” –Neil Gaiman

[fleurdulys]

the most beautiful woman in the seven kingdoms wanted to give him a blowjob and jaime said ‘fck that noise' 

the ugliest woman in the seven kingdoms asked him to go on a dangerous quest with her and jaime said ‘hells yeah babey’

[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[susiephone]

(don’t let the memes fool you, i still get sad every time i rewatch gravity falls and realize there’s no more.)