you better be gunna church

Minnesota, 18

[joannapiano]

gay culture is debating the sexuality of a girl you saw hours ago at tj maxx

[gothicprep]

honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

[ivysaw]

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

[foodless]

even if you’re lesbians???????

[ivysaw]

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[bunney]

do u ever finish an episode of a tv show online and think “man that wouldve been a bad cliffhanger to wait a week for!” as you click the next episode

[cherryvodkaandcigarettes-xo-dea]

Lesbians on tumblr: 1, 567, 982

Lesbians in your area: 9

Lesbians attracted to you: -6

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[hawaiiansdonotblog]

[dreamergirly]

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

this kid tells you to give him your phone what do you do

[small-funny]

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

[lgunity]

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them