The Most Cynical of the Suns

Sophia to all, Sophie to some, Bestie to few, but Kitten to one. 21/f  ♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　♥　♡　Tumblr Messages have been broken for months, please contact me via kik or email:[email protected]

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn

This isn’t some faux-gothic shitpost I’m being 100% serious corn pools are the best

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

They’re the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children

[cryptidmonger-blog]

I grew up partially in the northwest and they have corn pools here too

[hjartasalt]

What the fuck why have NONE of my American friends told me about this

[zhongluong]

I live in the Midwest and have never seen one of these.

[jousting-fenrisulfr]

@cynicalsunshine what in the everloving fuck is this?

[cynicalsunshine]

Sweetie that's the best damn thing you could ever dream of as a child

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

And I love them both!

[blanketflowerbees]

tbh???? chickens are the best pets??

they

wag their tails (yes!!! like dogs!!!! they do it when they are exited or happy)

love eating treats and love whenever you pretend to peck things

get very attached to certain ppl, will think ur their mom

run around like dinosaurs??????? i don’t know if this is just my chickens but they are very dramatic when they run??

make VERY weird noises,,, like honking, purring, clucking, and peeping (soft peeping, they still think they are baby chicks)

will give you lots of pretty feathers 

eat bugs

you can pet them, v soft

like a tiny pet dinosaur

[carbisari]

@noivern

[noivern]

additions:

if u raise them from small (or sometimes just anyway) you are Forever Mum and they will jump up on ur back and go to sleep

and preen you, rearrange your clothes and hair sometimes

dont like dealing with spiders in house? go outside. pick up chicken. hold chicken in vicinity of spider. spider vacuumed up in about 0.3 seconds.

make amusing Warning Noise when a Bad Bird goes overhead. sometimes this is something sensible like a raptor. sometimes it is a startling blackbird, or maybe nothing (maybe chickens can see extradimensional birds? unsure)

when chicken mama has babby chicken and they get in her feathers and poke their heads out

rooster is Very Protective but also thinks that maybe anything that peeps is Potential Flock Babies. has been known to bring food for goslings and ducklings

actually roosters in general are very cute. find food and go beep beep beep so ladies can find it. if you give him a nice treat he wont eat it and will go find a lady to give it to.

[mellifexfarm]

ive been blessed

[thegoodvybe]

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[neil-gaiman]

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

[somethingfangirly]

I am literally crying from how cute this is

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IMPORTANT BOOK KNOWLEDGE!

[bryaxisthefaceofnightmares]

@yelenapoison

[officialsuriel]

Any time this appears on my dash I am reblogging this.

[cynicalsunshine]

@the-salty-druid

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[starwarsgraphictee]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

wait for it………..

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[cynicalsunshine]

Galpal wanted!

So I'm poly curious and my boyfriend is aware of this so he is allowing me to flirt with the female variety 😂

note: I am not seeking hookups. Just someone who wants to get to know me. A gal pal. A girl who's cool with me having a boyfriend.

A flirt friend if you will?

My kik is AngelFangs97

My snapchat is gothicgiraffe97

My tumblr messenger does not work please try to contact me on the sources above!

[shesnake]

Set It Up (2018) dir. Claire Scanlon

[jousting-fenrisulfr]

@cynicalsunshine

[cynicalsunshine]

Dude I feel this! I'm writing something bad right now but as soon as its done, I'll redo it

[writing-prompt-s]

Psychologists have gone mad and took over the black market. Now you can hire a professional to change your brain. Want to forget about your ex? Give them few a meetings. Want someone to fall in love with you? Take your own psychologist to a bar with you and let them do the work. Want to destroy the government, but you are too afraid to do so? They are just waiting for your call.

[thegoodvybe]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[cynicalsunshine]

@the-salty-druid

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron

[saintacephale]

reblog if your blog is safe for trans witches, non binary witches, bisexual witches, gay witches, pansexual witches, closet witches, mental ill witches and all type of witches 🔮🌿

[cynicalsunshine]

Ways to contact me

So tumblr messenger gives me an error message everytime I try to open my messages so I have about a dozen unread ones from months and months of unsuccessful tries.

So if you're interested I have 3 ways you can contact ya bitch aka moi.

Snapchat is the best way, I check it daily:

gothicgiraffe97

Kik is another good way though I'm prone to deleting re-installing alot:

AngelFangs97

And gmail, I check it every so often so it's not greatest contact but if I'm expecting mail I'll definitely check more often:

[email protected]

[lucifertime]

OK GUYS I AM NOT OK PLEASE SOMEONE MAKES GIFS OF THAT

Lucifer behind the scenes…

Source : Tracy Pellegrino’s twitter

[cynicalsunshine]

@the-salty-druid