2kewl4skewl

u can shoot in 4 different derections

[ornerycrab]

I am an empath but for like unfinished drinks, I can feel the existential dread of the long Island iced tea left behind by the 55 year old grandmother at Chili's

[cutecipher]

got grabbed after mischief

[cutecipher]

again

[rickybabyboy]

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

[cat-fandom]

Have you considered not being so grabable?

[rickybabyboy]

have you considered respectful to me

[penworthy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[straycatj]

Kofuku's head is shaped just like a yuzu

!! what a strange truth!!

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[transjinako]

This is the reality all maids face 

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[roguescum]

(!) a Cat is a warm creature who loves you

[notvoid]

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[web1995]

[chao-studios]

Chao love being gently rocked as demonstrated by Dr. Robotnik, chao expert!