dods

hello welcome

[heedra]

animal control to major tom

[heedra]

animal control to major tom

[heedra]

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

[fairycosmos]

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

[millenianthemums]

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[sotherbee]

they should let bjork run a small island country if she wants

[human-pet-they]

2 weeks in she drops the accent and ingenue affect and becomes the most brutal dictator of the 21st century

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[d0ds6]

more ij sketches

[64mpg]

i shed my old skin without preparing a new one first and it’s kind of really uncomfortable walking around with no skin

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[feelthisprettyburn]

halfway in to infinite jest. it's fused into my arm i walk around with it as part of my body

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[meanbuddhist]

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[risk-repeater]

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

[waltersnowwhite-deactivated2013]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions