To The Moon And Back

Emma. 25. Pastry chef. "What and if are two words as non-threatening as words can be, but put them side by side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life"

[verformt]

whats ur filthiest fantasy?

That someone actually stays in my life and loves me unconditionally lmao

[ryebreadgf]

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

[0815-fick]

pros and cons of 'making food'

[hotboyproblems]

Pros: food

Cons: making

[sunflorally]

i hope that one day you care for yourself the way that you care for other people.

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Andromeda galaxy observed in infrared

Credit: NASA/WISE

[marisatomay]

you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the sink makes you homicidal

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Do you think soulmates are real?

Yes…….. and it’s not the bitch who’s hurting you

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[guooey]

Gods greatest creature

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

whoopie cushion

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[0h-elizabeth-deactivated2021052]

You're so stunning. I wish I could send you some croissants.

This. This is my love language.

[yourladyindank]

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

[yourladyindank]

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

[ink-the-shitposter]

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

[onceiwashere]

No woman will ever want to fuck you

dude i’m a world of warcraft blog. you think this is news?

[thyrell]

[kyokaryuji]

Bold of anon to assume that OP wants a woman to fuck them

[onceiwashere]

i do

[princess-amz]

your blog sucks

you should see my life

[mine-fxr-me-deactivated20180731]

Are you taken?

as a fucking joke, absolutely