Musings

Some years ago I was born... And now I'm here, running a blog. I'm not entirely sure what happened only that much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it... Oh wait, that's Middle Earth, not my life.

[roseghoul26]

i felt inspired

[moondoposting]

thanks to @happyk44’s text post for plaguing me with visions until i drew this

[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

[offonaherosjourney]

Petition for Rian Johnson to release a 10 minute short film where Ransom Drysdale and Miles Bron are cellmates, because Miles "I only spent 10 seconds planning each of my murders" Bron and Ransom "my murder plan was so smart and elaborate it could have been in one of my grandpa's novels" Drysdale would drive each other ABSOLUTELY MAD and I would enjoy the fuck out of every second

[lexsfosters]

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

"Are you calling me dangerous?" " We'll see."

[weaver-z]

I love predictions of the future that oscillate between "eerily prescient" and "what the hell are you talking about?" Like that description of the year 2,000 written in 1933 where the author predicts flatscreen television, the glass wall trend in the homes of the wealthy, and the obsolescence of stuffed mattresses, but is also convinced that normal showers will be replaced by a device called the VAPOR LANCE that VAPORIZES the DIRT on you

[ariabauer]

Sometimes Apollo hits writers with prophecy and sometime it’s Hephaestus trying to make a pitch for his new product

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

[colorful-bees]

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

[anaiisapphic]

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[gayweeddaddy69]

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

[thecrabbybarista]

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

[astraltrickster]

- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone

[cat-cosplay]

Just informed them there won't be a Second Breakfast... nor an Elevenses.

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

[madmonksandmaenads]

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

[genuinehumanboy]

today is video games’s birthday.

[wheel-skellington]

Happy birthday videogames

[ubuyo]

[algorizmi]

Happy 50th, video games!

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[enchantingruinscandy]

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[swingsetindecember]

mandalorian this, kenobi that. give me a sci-fi political intrigue live action show in the core with padme and her handmaidens. you can have like anakin falling off a balcony in the background but otherwise give me orphan black levels of one actress playing 6 roles and you never know which one is the real padme and every week the chancellor is like trying to kill padme but never can 

[heywriters]

Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you're helpfully like "oh yeah don't drink the tap water, it's got stuff in it that makes you sick" and then your neighbor you've had forever goes "oh they took the stuff out actually" and you're like "what? when was this?"

"like two years ago"

"you mean i could've been drinking the tap water all this time?"

"yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don't have to dig through the communal bin anymore"

"are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know"

and the new tennant is like "why did you guys even live here if it was so bad"

"we like it."

"I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho"

[heywriters]

"the perpetually naked guy got evicted though"

"i know, so sad. he was really gross"

"i mean, his cousin streaks through the commons sometimes and knocks on all the doors"

"oh yeah, hate that guy"

[aniseandspearmint]

New Person: I just saw this weird guy in the lobby in a really creepy anthropomorphic Pikachu costume??????

Old Resident: yeah we have no idea where that guy came from. We've left messages with maintenance 'bout 'im but-

Other Old Resident: just don't make eye contact and you should be fine.

[sometimesdesperate]

"what are these strange markings in the paint?"

"Oh! Thats from the crab infestation!"

"The crab infestation?! Wow, glad they got that under control before I moved in."

"Oh, no no, it was an intentional infestation."

"Uh...."

"Yeah, we're hoping they bring the crabs back next year. A lot of us made friends with those crabs."

[paperpalooka]

No, I'm not joking, he doesnt just look like him, I swear to God neil gaiman lives across the hall.

[meowitsmerida97]

[obiwangaynobi-deactivated202211]

These things tend to skip a generation

[shatouto]

honestly it does

[gffa]

Okay but like

this legit tracks

[bluesclves]

And it continues: