Meow Mix is Best Mix

are you not entertained?

[da3antra]

do not ask me for donations.

[softwaring]

[radawaycunt]

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

[penandinkprincess]

listen I'm sympathetic to the dual difficulties of losing autonomy and also having to face "oh, I can't do something I used to anymore", but we have GOT to start giving senior citizens driver's tests

[st-just]

tragic failure state where someone gets sufficiently enthused researching the elite culture and literature of some historical period (which, in fairness, is very often the only kind we can easily access) that they start actually believing the legitimizing mythologies disseminated through it.

For treatment I recommend paleopathological analysis of commoner graves and skeletons vs. elites and a bit of light reading on famines and/or execution methods.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[mgs5]

[sr-roto]

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[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)