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I always thought that Michelin was like a prestigious international society of food critics but they’re a fucking tyre manufacturer.

mothmadamn

I like how they were like “well there aren’t many cars around so to get them to buy more tires let’s publish a tour guide to France so people travel more and use up their tires.”

Over time they started to incorporate restaurants worth visiting on their tours and even sent out anonymous inspectors to gather information to rate them and now over 100 years later they made a notoriously grumpy world renowned chef cry because his restaurant lost two stars in a rating system that two dudes made up to sell more tires.

charlesoberonn

They became a world renowned food criticism magazine on accident?????

truetgirl

I THOUGHT THEY WERE DIFFERENT COMPANIES WITH THE SAME NAME WHAT THE FUCK

lazorsandparadox

Apparently the guiness book of world records is the same? Its just the beer company. They were making a book of pub trivia for people to enjoy while drinking and it just. Went out of control.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist

just-shower-thoughts

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

majere636

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

gahdamnpunk

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

knitmeapony

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

filmnoirsbian

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

filmnoirsbian

This Is Love 😍😍

phantoms-lair

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

pitviperofdoom

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

artemistheartist

Do I think, since he’s a stray, everyone of those names was a different name from a different person who would leave food out for him or take care of him in general? Like one lady called him Abraham and another little boy called him delacey and so on?

anachronic-cobra

I love the idea of that and will be making that assumption for the rest of my life

pr1nceshawn

mossyoakmaster

This artists stuff always makes me smile and laugh.. so accurate … also makes me miss the little stuff so much

daddydreadz

I fcks with these two

asthebellchimes

I wanna see the real them.

brattylikestoeat

They are the most adorable couple, they both are artist too so check them out.

mommysplayspace

Aspire to this level of relationships

fiercedeception

They recently had a baby too which they incorporated into art as well

suzcatonmars

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

physicalkideliot

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

arctic-hands

Money Mercury

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mamoru

hey disabled/chronically ill people who are about to deal with shitty family! you are still disabled/chronically ill if you have a good day! do not let anyone use your progress or efforts against you! do not let anyone use your good days to invalidate your bad ones! yes most mobile aid users are ambulatory! yes a disability is still a disability if it operates with flare-ups! being disabled is not "giving up"! using mobility aids is not "giving up"! getting worse is not a crime! not getting better is not a crime! nobody knows your symptoms more than you! nobody else can tell you how you feel! do not let anyone tell you to just overcome it! remember if everyone could overcome anything with enough mindpower and sick people are just failures then most dead people are also failures! your value in life is not determined by your health!

mamoru

if showing up to a family event with a mobility aid counts as a power move your family is ableist

wadttinstagram

Nothing to see here. Just Gidgee, a juvenile rednecked wallaby, staring balefully at the intruding camera while holding onto a nipple she doesn’t want to lose track of. 🤣🦘🤣 While that thought may have you thinking “ouch!”, marsupial nipples are highly specialized and are meant to extend that far when the joey is close to permanently leaving the pouch! When a joey is born and manages to crawl into the pouch, the nipples it finds there are also super tiny - once it latches on to one, the nipple actually grows so that it fills the joey’s mouth and they can’t disengage. This works really well since marsupial babies are born very premature and do most of their development in the pouch, so they need to be kept latched on to a food source until they’re functional enough to find the nipple again on their own. As the joey grows, the nipple changes size in parallel - and the concentration of the nutrients in the milk adjusts too - always staying large enough to fit in their mouth. Joeys continue to nurse during the period when they’re exploring outside of the pouch, and often after they’ve grown big enough they’ve had to pretty much leave it for good: and so the nipples adapt, to be long and flexible, so they can be easily accessed by a joey from the outside. After a joey weans, that teat will shrink back to being tiny, and wait for a new tiny bean baby to be born and start the process all over again! #sorrytointerrupt #marsupial #wallaby #redneckedwallaby #zoo #zooanimals #zooborns #nursing (at Cheyenne Mountain Zoo) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Yd1YPhgPe/?igshid=1r0zmub7hx5md

why-animals-do-the-thing

I did not expect to type the word “nipple” so many times in a single post, but hey, marsupial lactation is hella cool. The whole thing about the milk nutrient balance changing with the intensity of suckling stimulus is part of why they’re so hard to hand raise - if you don’t have access to a lactating animal of the same species at some point to observe and find out what changes when, figuring out what to feed a joey can be really tough.

wendsisdrivinthismeatship

Being chronically ill is like being a phone that can’t charge past, like, 30%. You can do a good chunk of stuff when at 30%, but not as much as you’d like to before it has the go on the charger. You know when you’re charging your phone but you need to do something really quick but the charger cord won’t reach so you just take it off for a second, but it’s only at 10% so it’s constantly giving you the notification to put it back on the charger? That’s what it’s like to get up to do anything be it get a drink, go pee, check on sleeping family, whatever, at night. You are constantly being reminded by your body you need to get back to sleep and soon, but you know that you can do this small task at 10%, because you’ve done it at 3% before when you were absolutely desperate, but it doesn’t make it any less nerve-wracking because if your phone’s over heating or you left the brightness all the way up, or you misread the percentage, that 10% can go right to a power down before you get it back on the charger. People understand “I don’t wanna leave the house yet, my phone’s only at 27%” but don’t quite get “I can’t leave the house yet, my body is only at 10%, if I left now I wouldn’t make it back home safe”

belligerentbi

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