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-- ollie - trans male -- -gemini-

[yermemeblog]

[fluffytherapy]

[owlskitty]

excuse me?? this cat owes me an explanation

[sprachtraeume]

a zebra

[lord-kitschener]

Beautiful Cryptid Who Brings Blessings

[lemonsharks]

she is a being a skeleton for halloween she is doing her best

[haiku-robot]

she is a being a skeleton for halloween she is doing her best

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[spaced-kid]

hey haiku robot? i’d die for you without a second fucking thought

[lesbianshepard]

please watch brooklyn 99

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

[carolsturkas]

The story of The Upper East Side widow.

[danisontnonfire]

these are getting more and more specific

[solicitorfrommars]

Can I get on the plane now please?

NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS

Okay

…

Any updates?

YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!

Okay

…

Can I have a sandwich please?

NO

Okay

YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?

Noo

SAY IT

I’m a little fat girl

…

Can I please go home on an airplane?

NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS

Why are you doing this?

🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶

…

Lets see if southwest has any flights

[saintofanything]

oh man old minecraft LP things

everyone but geoff waiting for the world to load

geoff being like “it’s fine for me” and everyone screaming 

people getting left behind and then lost on walks to whatever game because the world took too long to load

michael not knowing how minecraft works

videos with no HQ, 30fps because youtube didnt support anything higher

pranks = Things To Do

ryan’s murderousness being nonexistent

LPs were posted on Rooster Teeth’s channel not Lets Play

flynt coal 

gavin and  michael’s accents being stronger

people actually trying hardcore to win games and brutally sabotaging each other (vs now: “u mean if ryan wins its over….whereas if i try to win it’ll take another half hour….oh look RYAN WINS”)

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

greeting my mutuals

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[magsbanes]

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[spockvarietyhour]

Klingons: Forever teenage boys.

[spockvarietyhour]

Gosh I made this 6 years ago and I can’t tell you what the thought process was except “seems like something they would do”

[lily-orchard]

Neo Nazis are so mad about Wolfenstein :P

[spar-kie]

Man 30 years does a lot

[jonajacknife-deactivated2018122]

‘not completely evil’

I have no words

[thisoneshade]

1993: FUCK YEAH WOLF3D HAVE ALL THE AWARD MOST INNOVATIVE GAME FUCK NAZIS WOOOOOOOO

2017: Killing nazis? What is this SJW bullshit

[ghouloriented]

[thesedragons]

[toonomancer]

[kyunomahou-deactivated20181216]

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[video]

[kainn64]

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people