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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

victorfreakenste1n

Diversity win! The dark wizard who skinned you is Lesbian!

macklesufficient

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

philcollinsenjoyer

saying this in a soft tone but i dislike this presentation of artemis 2 in the least political way possible as a wholesome and uncomplicated win for humanity as a whole like it's not american propagandism of the highest and most vulgar degree

voicelessv

"For me, the most ironic token of [the first human moon landing] is the plaque signed by President Richard M. Nixon that Apollo 11 took to the moon. It reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 ½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock."

Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space

tumblingoverstars

i just got summoned for yuri duty

aidashakur

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

vetchtibbles

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

grownwomaninababytee

posca markers, lino printing and big feelings

achillesinhighheels

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

ghostlyeris

this is the only show that matters actually

jeyneofpoole

top 10 conceptually funniest rote characters:

1. lant, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck his sister.

2. shine, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck her brother.

3. starling. sometimes a fujoshi is also homophobic and that’s fine.

4. malta the horse.

5. the kennit-necklace. evil amulet that says “hey man can we cool it on the sinister shit.” evil amulet that is nicer than you. imagine sucking so bad that your evil amulet thinks you’re an asshole and actively works to undermine you.

6. kyle haven by virtue of being named kyle in a world where people are named oettre and kettricken and thymara.

7. small ferret.

8. the dragon spit who named himself spit because he spits a lot and everyone hates him because he sucks what a fucking legend.

9. civil bresinga.

10. the liveship ophelia who learned that she was an artificial consciousness embedded in the dead womb of a hatchling dragon and said that was absolutely none of her fucking business and kept on trucking while every other boat tried to kill itself.