The Swane Family

Crows and Troubadors 

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I knew it as soon as I saw her instagram post, but Lizzo is by far tonight’s winner. This actually looks like something House of Worth might have made.

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Commission ❤️

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[kater666]

swan and owl

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[appraisedtiktoks]

[ip2lb]

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

It’s very important to know that when he runs into the fridge, the ceiling light turns on

[homunculus-argument]

Corvids have a basic grasp of the theory of mind - the ones who hide their food will remember who saw them bury it, and will come back to stash it elsewhere when they know they’re no longer watched. They are vaguely aware that others are also capable of thinking and planning, and anticipate that another bird would seize the treasure later, if ever given the opportunity.

Many corvids also mate for life. They have foods they prefer more than others, and it has been discovered that they can also know and remember their partner’s favourites, and bring those treats to each other, even if they personally don’t care for this food source.

Is that love? A crow cannot be forced to do something it does not want to do, they do as they please and it pleases them to bring gifts to their partners. What is love but joy that stems from the joy of another?

Do they know what love is? A jackdaw knows that another jackdaw it can see has seen it in return - do they know that a spouse that brings them treats does it as a treat to themselves as well?

Do these birds know what love is? Do they know that they love, and are loved in return?

[chalabrun]

@abz-j-harding​

[abz-j-harding]

*weeps*

The mystery of them….

*sobs some more*

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Melanie Bourgeois  – Belles

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[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

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[pridefulsuggestion]

never forget: stories are dangerous.

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Oulimata Gallet by Elena Iv-skaya for ELLE Germany Magazine , May 2021

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[ambigiousgelpens-deactivated202]

i gotta write a trope break where the dad’s favorite daughter gets a bf and instead of being suspicious the dad is like ‘YES. FINALLY. I HAVE A SON TO GO FISHING WITH’ ‘dad i go fishing with you every week’ ‘i know and i’ll always enjoy fishing with you more but I WANNA MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME. COME ON SON LET US FISH’ 

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instead of cringing the daughter’s like ‘i’m sorry if you feel weirded out by my dad but i love him the way he is and u just gotta man up and deal with my awesome cringy dad’

boyfriend, who doesn’t have a good dad: i know this and i love him

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bf: are you going to tell me to not break your daughter’s heart or you’ll break my legs or something? 

dad: no i know you wouldn’t do it on purpose and it’s stupid to get mad at someone for an accident. also, i trust my daughter’s taste in men and understand that heartbreak is a natural part of relationships. you will both hurt each other, but what’s important is being mature, forgiving, and loving through it. now, do you want a hamburger or a hotdog?

bf, crying a little: both, please mr. dad

[ambigiousgelpens-deactivated202]

instead of groaning at the dad jokes everyone is DELIGHTED and the dad stands as the pinnacle of humor, as dad jokes deserve to. 

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