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I'm opening cheap lineless art commissions in my normal style and my more toonish style. I can provide more examples of my art or you can check out my ask blog @buildermansrighthandman (be aware some of the art are lazier doodles, commissions will have more care put into them)

Will do: - Humans - Anthros/Furries - Characters from media - Ships, OCxCanon

Willing to try: - Feral/Animals (I just don't draw them as often) - NSFW (Also don't draw this often, and all buyers must be 18+)

Will NOT DO: - Any sort of bigotry, homophobia, transphobia, racism, ect - Mechs, cars, transformers

Extra characters are +half price for waist up and fullbody

Complex characters with A Lot of colours and markings may be subject to a small complexity fee for waist up and fullbody

I can take CashApp, KoFi, and Paypal

Message me here if you're interested!

#my art #art commisions #art commissions open #art commission info #cheap commissions #furry art #anthro art #the job market is not being nice to me rn

prokopetz

Reblogging your post with a written description of the hypothetical emoji I would have used to react to it if I could have been arsed to look up whether it actually exists.

integer-disarray

Piss tetrahedron

clubpenguindoneright

croptool-deactivated20221013

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

lunamothed

reblog while its still true

100percent-shell-oil

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me

selkypostergirl

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Look at my friends very good art right now please and thank you

#animatic #tadc #pomni tadc #tadc caine #pomni with a gun #gourdy holloway #vrchat #Youtube

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

araceil

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

zangoonse

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

hornestoothgap

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

owlskitten

Image of text: “That is horrifying and I want to go home,” I said, although I pronounced it, “Ah, I see.”

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

hug-your-face

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

comicallyqueer

geyfrog

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

theweirdwideweb

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

vigilantsycamore

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

digitaldiscipline

1oddboi1

EEBY DEEBY WAS 2021??? I been saying that shit this whole time

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

ask and you shall receive.

gayvampyr

what-even-is-thiss

What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?

tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.

what-even-is-thiss

Yeah basically

what-even-is-thiss

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.

what-even-is-thiss

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.