Dagda the Doodler

Just a funky little wizard who makes art! I do Worm and The Magnus Archives, along with OC stuff and miscellaneous fandoms!

[dagda-the-doodler]

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[anchor-naut]

storyboarding sequence!!! this is,, not entirely canonical to the story anymore, but the vibes are there and the general plot beats are still correct

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characters featured; Muriel and Teddy

this is when the story reallly kicks off

[dagda-the-doodler]

Holy beyond peak

[dagda-the-doodler]

It was my birthday yesterday! I'm running a Weaverdice heist one shot with some friends on Saturday! I'll reblog this post when we do character creation tomorrow and tell you about the characters and the game!

[cpericardium]

SORRY BUT, THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM MY MUTUALS , BECAUSE EITHER I DON'T INTERACT WITH THEM ,THEY DON'T COMMENT ON ANYTHING I POST , OR CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING IN GENERAL , OR I'M SIMPLY TIRED OF THEIR POLITICAL VIEWS !!! So don't say I didn't warn you . @escherflesh @birdlizard @al3xand3r245 @noctilia @henghost @fuchsianreactor @rehabghost @goldenmotive @arcadianwinters @dagda-the-doodler

THANKS XX MILDRED

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"I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind." – Ecclesiastes 1:14

[dagda-the-doodler]

I can't believe I got a bad grade in Tumblr posting what the fuck am I going to tell the Round Council

[thesternest]

@zie1 @goldenmotive are you two taking notes from my Tumblr cookbook?

[cpericardium]

HONEY SOY CRISPY BEEF AND NOODLES Follow...

[thesternest]

?

[estavionpira]

HONEY SOY CRISPY BEEF AND NOODLES Follow...

[dagda-the-doodler]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[dagda-the-doodler]

ayyyy new pfp! New pfp! Show it offffdf

Yes yes!! It's an unfinished self-portrait I used for my animation Demo reel!! I wanted to lean into me as a wizard!! I do intend to finish it someday but my tablet is kaput right now :(

[shortandsadandstupid]

YOOOO YOUD ANIMATE IT? Epic. I can’t imagine the amount of layers 😭 very wizardly!

[dagda-the-doodler]

It would be a very simple animation I think! Mostly my head tilting back and perhaps some smoke swirling around my head. I would like to give it a real background mostly lol. I'm glad you enjoy it!

[shortandsadandstupid]

hot take. I thought Armsmaster was a cool name.

[dagda-the-doodler]

Armsmaster is a killer name and he had a killer costume but unfortunately the name only works if you have both of them :(

[dagda-the-doodler]

ayyyy new pfp! New pfp! Show it offffdf

Yes yes!! It's an unfinished self-portrait I used for my animation Demo reel!! I wanted to lean into me as a wizard!! I do intend to finish it someday but my tablet is kaput right now :(

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[cpericardium]

Does anyone else remember when it was February?

[cpericardium]

I remember

[dagda-the-doodler]

I remember when it was January

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[cpericardium]

Friends and Followers,

I need a surefire way to convince my girlfriend to let me release 4000 praying mantises into our shared apartment

We have three cats but I will be teaching the mantises how to dodge. It'll be fine. Please advise

[cpericardium]

and would you say that this "Skitter" is a positive role model 🤔

[cpericardium]

My wife says we can have a snake when we move but she won't let us have 4000 praying mantises

illogical and unfair??

yeagh

YEAh!!!!!!!!

Voting ended onMay 21, 2025

[cpericardium]

she still says no

[cpericardium]

C'mon... add 750 ladybugs ❓️

[dagda-the-doodler]

No no no. Add 750 ladybugs... for 12 dollars.

[tisinoodle]

Sketch based on a conversation I had with @victoriadallonfan

[sstrawbearri]

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

[sstrawbearri]

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

[shortandsadandstupid]

going to the Birdcage and my cellmate options are between a singer, and the bitch who tried to blow up the moon.

yeahhhh I think I’ll room with Canary

[dagda-the-doodler]

Ah, but consider: moon lasers are fucking awesome and everyone else is a loser who doesn't get it

[heart-shaped-pupa]

Do you draw "worm"

I have!! I need to again soon!

[cpericardium]

none of these are "worm" 🪱

[heart-shaped-pupa]

Look closer... "peri"

[cpericardium]

I don't know what kinds of worms you've seen but,

[dagda-the-doodler]

This guy's never made a worm happy enough to smile before