dahllaz

queer, 40s, she/her.

[dahllaz]

This is probably pointless, because fucking bots.

But.

If you come into my inbox just to ask for money? I'm fucking reporting and blocking. Full fucking stop.

This is scam behavior and will be treated as such.

[lustcannibalism]

you guys can’t fucking do anything

[carosbee]

No creativity no innovation no nothing. Just dead minds where a living organ once sat, torn out in pieces by an unfeeling machine in the name of shares.

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[jazetallo-art]

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

[imjunebitch]

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[bamfspock]

Happy Fucking Moon Day

[bamfspock]

saw this suddenly get a flurry of notes which means it is once again fucking moon day! Happy fucking moon day, everyone.

[bamfspock]

hello all, it's Fucking Moon Day Monday

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 6 days 29 minutes

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[ratherembarrassing]

cool, never eating fruit ever again

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[adamsmasher]

[plaid-dragon]

[cr-404]

Considering Occtis and Julien's little spat.

I keep coming back to 'the things I THINK you want me to do.'

Occtis isn't doing the things Julien is telling him to do, he's trying to get ahead of that and do the things he THINKS the other man wants him to do.

That speaks strongly to how he's been treated in his family, and how he has learned, as many people who grew up abused and around volatile adults do, the hypervigilance and people pleasing that can keep you safe.

And here's the really crazy thing... I think Mr wisdom score of 8 clocks it in the moment. And I think that's because Julien does the same thing... or at least did when he was younger and smaller.

I'm not saying Raimond was as abusive as Primus clearly is, but I think he was volatile enough to keep Julien on edge, hyper aware of those moods and wary of when the anger might come out.

'so that you'll stop trying to kill me'. Julien hasn't actively tried to kill Occtis. But the fact that THAT was the genuine fear in Occtis head, combined with what they saw of Primus shortly there-after, I really think made Julien actually look at what has been going on between them. He was much softer right after, comforting him and drawing him away from his family to safety.

Julien may only have one gear in his head but right now it's turning for Occtis.

Which does make me wonder, once that gear has finished it's work... what will Julien think about Vaelus' actions? That she wasn't trying to kill Occtis, but just either didn't think of him or didn't care that his life could be collateral damage to her actions?

It feels like he's doing his guard dog impersonation, and if no one else is going to care about Occits, well... he NEEDS something to guard and protect, he doesn't have Aranessa, and he doesn't have Thaisha who she tried to pass him off to. He's like boarder collie who, if not given charges to heard, will drive itself and everyone around it crazy, and likely start to herd the family children because it NEEDS to work.

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[drill-teeth]

Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.

[countesspetofi]

And it's ALWAYS worth the reader honestly taking a minute to examine whether or not there's a perfectly fine female character existing there in the shadow of the reader's own previously unexamined gender biases.

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[librarian-raichu]

I mean. That obviously wouldn’t work for many reasons, although I do believe if you required spelunkers to wear a suicide bomb to go caving, it would not be a major deterrent.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They'd be pissed off that the belt is too bulky and they can't squeeze through teeny tiny crevices that require you to avoid breathing until you're through or your ribs won't fit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Personally I think we should make all spelunkers wear bulky vests like those people who tie a wooden spoon to a tiny dog's back so it can't slip through the bars of a property fence. Stop 'em from getting in those positions in the first place.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fun fact on the farms I grew up on the farmers used to keep their jack russel terriers a lil bit fat. Because jack russels are rabbit/fox dogs, whose job is to go down burrows and flush out prey for the hunters to shoot, and if a tunnel is too narrow then your dog can get stuck underground somewhere in a maze of tunnels and be impossible to rescue. (They can dig pretty well but a dog is not a burrowing animal and there are limits depending on how they get stuck.) So if they're a lil bit tubby and they get stuck then after a day or so they're thinner (because there's no food or water down there) and they can pull out and come back up. I never saw a dog actually get trapped but this was the common wisdom re: why these tiny hunting dogs were all kept a little bit thick around the middle.

They also burn through energy and fat like anything so you want them to have a bit extra to spare in the best of circumstances just in case they get sick or something. Working dogs love to drastically lose weight if you look at them funny because they are small and never ever want to not be moving. But we were always told it was about being trapped underground.

[unfriendlyent]

Got to keep our spelunkers a little bit thick around the middle so if they get stuck they’ll loose weight eventually and be able to wiggle out