fuck you, I'm a storyteller!

a 37 year old They/Them in panic mode. Usagi is pansexual, Sansa and Arya are equally badass, and Laverne Cox is Queen of All.

[kosmogrl]

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[my-dailydreams]

[senatortedcruz]

When I see someone in a Tesla I don’t necessarily think “here’s a guy who loves Adolf Hitler” because they could have bought it several years ago before this stupid bullshit. However when I see a cyber truck I do think this.

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[autismgod-deactivated20250912]

even better news! It’s not most, it’s all of them!

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[helenvaughans]

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

[mariacallous]

#i’d rather he physically get sliced in half. but this is kind of nice

[glindaselphie]

vivian wilson, el*n m*sk’s trans daughter, is actually the funniest fucking person on the planet, I’m obsessed with her

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[pinche-aquarius]

Keep up the great work, lads

[mayax81]

[snakebites-and-ink]

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

[milkcryptid]

do people have no shame anymore?

[asifiweregoingtowrite]

[dduane]

...This. :/

[shadowisi]

[theconcealedweapon]

[andersonssperry1571]

not involved in the Daria fandom because its too small but if anyone cares to listen, stop shipping trent and daria. she was 16, he was 21.

the point of this plotline is that daria has an embarassing crush on somebody. it shows us that she isnt too different from your average teenager that she so often feels set apart from. this unachievable crush, it brings her back to earth "you did something stupid for a guy, you might just join the human race after all" -Jane.

the point is just that she has a stupid crush. like the stupid crushes we've all had before and that never leave our thoughts alone and confuse our emotions and make us go through an identity crisis.

also the scene where she tries to imagine a future with him and its a nightmare should be saying something if the age gap isnt. they are not made for eachother. trents lifestyle and attitude would only drag her down in life.

[the-nameless-human200]

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

[khvylovy]

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.