Noah Kahan
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we're not kids anymore.
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Claire Keane
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
shark vs the universe
oozey mess
Jules of Nature
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todays bird
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Love Begins
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@milkcryptid
trickster & mischief
hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem
nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression
there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
theres some stuff im rather abnormal about
that’s my emotional support hostage
reblogs were off
Hannibal (2013-2015)
2x08 - “Su-zakana”
#live social worker that just crawled out of a horse reaction
i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH
i love characters who are like oysters emotionally
as in you need a knife to get them to open up
Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.
Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever
when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other
every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”
and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative
Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword
moon joy !!!
fun things to slip into conversation include
“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”
“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”
“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”
“shit that’s not in the script”
“i thought we cancelled this story arc”
“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”
“oof that’ll hit the ratings”
“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”
“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”
“in this political climate???”
Crazy how 6 years later, the quirky inserts just became mainstream vernacular. Aint that right, chat?
reality jumped the shark so bad the whole writer’s room got fired and now we’re all meta-aware
The thing they don’t tell you about executive dysfunction and poor time management is that you will feel guilty every second of every day for your entire life.
and then other people will come in and decide clearly you're not feeling guilty enough if nothing's gotten done so they make you feel guiltier
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.
