not as bad as it could have been

not gone, just not posting

[rexim-djm]

[confusedbyinterface]

I love that the latest twitter drama is “Genghis Khan is problematic” vs “the Mongol Empire promoted trade, it wasn’t all genocide, maybe look at both sides before you judge…”

[argumate]

oh please tell me this is real, we’ve used it as a joke example of discourse for so long, however will we replace it

[adhoption]

twitter really rose to this one

[argumate]

the Khancellation

[kaijuno]

[twinicegiantorbiters]

“If we fight him one on one, we’ll surely lose! But if we combine our power there’s no obstacle we can’t overcome! Come! Young Reshevsky! Witness the unshakable bond of friendship between Chess Masters!” 

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[75orchids]

[umjammercammy]

[shitty17]

I am watching a blue shift playthrough and

NO GUARD RAILS, NO SAFETY GLASS, NOTHING? COME TO SCENIC CLIFFSIDE FOOD COURT WHERE OUR WET FLOOR SIGNS ARE LEGITIMATE SIGNS OF DANGER.

[shitty17]

NO IM NOT DONE WITH THIS HOLD THE FUCK ON

THAT IS STILL WATER AT THE BASE OF A CARVED OUT MESA WITH NO WINDOWS OR ANYTHING COVERING UP THAT SUNLIGHT. YOU HAVE A FOOD COURT THAT CAN ALSO BE UTILIZED AS A DIVINGBOARD INTO SOME OF THE MOST STAGNANT DISGUSTING DESERT WATER LIKELY FILLED WITH FOOD COURT TRASH AND BUGS, STILL WATER THAT ATTRACTS BUGS WHO WILL FLY ALL OVER YOUR FOOD, BIRDS WILL FLY INTO THE GIANT OPENING IN THE WALL AND JUST YOINK YOUR PIZZA, RIGHT NEXT TO ELECTRIFIED RAILS, THERES NO PADDING ON THE WALL ITS ALL JUST EXPOSED ROCK AND CLAY, YOU HAVE COOKING STAFF NEXT TO HOT GRIDDLES NO AIR CONDITIONING BECAUSE IT WILL BE LOST NEXT TO THE OPEN FACE WALL LETTING IN THE

DESERT

FUCKING

SUNLIGHT

HEAT,

BRO

[juniper-abaddon]

we constantly forget that black mesa was falling apart at the fucking seams

[sirartwork]

You are an Artist Cryptid. You & ur work pops randomly & irregularly in my life but when it does it leaves me with a sense of excitement & bewilderment. And like a cryptid sighting, i try to show ur art to as many ppl as possible but a few will sometimes give a tepidly worrying look in response. Your humor is so delightfully grimacing & charged. Tell Bigfoot I said Hi. Hope you cross my dash again soon.

*lumbering through the undergrowth, heaving and slobbering*

[shinobi-bacon]

“Hold on, lemme sharpen my food real quick.”

[damnwyverngems]

Monster Hunter 101

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

beating your meat

[young-replica]

[minus-hyphen]

The funky pigmy so easily forgotten

[devidementia]

[bornunderpunchestheheatgoeson]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dr-gradamit]

[angelnamine]

[radiation]

the dk rap but it doesn’t stop at the end it just keeps going naming new kongs thay are increasingly obscure and scary until you get an absolute abomination kong

[papasmoke]

He has no mass, he has no face This Kong is a colour out of space He can't be seen, nor be displayed When you look at him your mind is flayed He doesn't exist and he isn’t here The Unknown Kong has disappeared

[zero-eight-three]

Me when Metal Gear Rising first released: Haha, yeah Rules of Nature is so powerful, I don’t think I’ll get tired of it. Me in 2018: 

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

FOR A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE

[dogcoding]

[stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv]

maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny...wtf

[punishedvenomsnake]

the ants won't fuck you bro

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]