DakotaMagic

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[dakota-magic]

Duncan/Trent Fanfic Chapter 2 out now.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63212482/chapters/163469188

its probably gonna be a long fic to be honest. Thinking 30-40k by the time I finish lmao.

[dakota-magic]

Wrote a total drama island Trent/Duncan fanfic in the year 2025.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63212482/chapters/161903533

Might keep writing it! unsure!

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[peetaparkker]

this little moment on its own is fucking heaven. they’re so cute and comfortable with each other i’m going to die!

[itmightrain]

[bewbin]

Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

[memeclassheroes]

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[depsidase]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[depsidase]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[karrakazz]

wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

[weaver-z]

I’m going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[weaver-z]

[anarch0possum]

[alleycatboy]

hey. dont cry. i'm going to kill you, okay?