[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[trasemc]

The most beautiful thing you will look today

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮 Have a good trip!

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[andhumanslovedstories]

sometimes I’m like “my therapist doesn’t really tell me anything I don’t already know” but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (don’t @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said, “why not eat a lunch food?”

and I said, “explain”

and she said, “you know you’re allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.”

my father’s insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morning 

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Joe forgives you…

[srsfunny]

Cats And Their Weird Logic

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[valtsv]

female character: *fights in a blatantly sexualised manner*

logical brain: that fighting style is impractical and degrading and obviously solely intended to appease the male gaze

dumbass lesbian brain: hhhhhh warrior lady big sexy

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

for real where did the stereotype that lesbians gawk at straight women in changing rooms come from like bitch we was all in bathroom stalls 

[melonmemes]

[thewowsignal2026]

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

[melativa-deactivated20180324]

[tubacondom]

[plushiedefender]

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

[srsfunny]

A Bountiful Harvest