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Hi! pfp by @/d3athofastrawb3rry on Instagram :]

[oddarette]

Water crab likes collecting little objects in sturdy bubbles created out of remnants of its molted shell. Looks like this one found a tiny moon.

[orphetoon]

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

[tazatouille]

i will get my freedom.

[femtocloaca-deactivated20251203]

ha.....haaa...hahahah!!!! Myyyyyy... THIS!!!! [THUNDER CLAP]*LIGHTING CRACKLING* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!!!!!!!

[wazzappp]

Chill lofi beats to navigate the blood ocean to.

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[tictacpbandai]

[magicmistral]

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY

[queenofskys5]

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

[evilwizard]

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

[lizbukchoy]

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

[tibbycaps]

when i used to be a barista i remember this one time where we had a whiteboard in the back room, and my manager wrote out like goals for getting our customer service score up. and i found the marker and i wrote a new goal underneath her list that just said "The Rapture" and 4 some reason she didnt even erase it i just remember her very tiredly saying "oh. and if we get our customer connection score up to 60 we can have the rapture." why did she let me do that

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[nightmaresyrup]

Not a good sign when you find your pals doing this and staying quiet.

[pumpkincatdoodling]

REPO ladies

[pepukapepuchka]

yay more monsters

[nightmaresyrup]

Robe and The Loom

Thanks for the nightmares 😱

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you