My scape route.

If it got my attention – and it's not porn – it'll be here.

[dalifr]

Every porn blog should be sharing their blog downloads... 

For the sake of science, of course

[hckleinman]

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[thegoodvybe]

[raulpax]

[a-mended-mind]

Jesus Christ what just happened.

[beauchemin]

look at different people each time tho

[lindeun-archive]

#is this problem sleuth

[splitcord]

sHE THREW A BABY

[povverup]

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes

[stereolights]

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

[stereolights]

im laughign remember when i made this post

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[datarep]

Heatmap of taxi pickup coordinates in NYC

[deejay]

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[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[starwarsblr]

Remember.. the Force will be with you. Always.

[lostgirl49-deactivated20130702]

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

[offonahuntingtrip]

and here we have a capitalist 

[thequarantinedmailman]

Did you just.

[highprofilerichkid]

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

[captainheroism]

[theforcesource]

Star Wars : The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

[sorrisobordado]

[vivienvalentino]

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

[rogueone]

Star Wars + hugs