diet soda society

in my mind i am miles away

[my-ny]

[tuxankhamun]

your honour i understand that it is treason to release classified documents about military equipment but you saw what that guy on the forum said i couldn't just let someone be that wrong

[traditional-latin-math]

Has it been zero days again

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[raven-6-10]

[santas-clauze]

wario hanging out with satan

[keposhka]

ryan blissfully living a life with no knowledge of emo nostalgia

[doyouremem8erme]

episode one: a girl runs around the woods with the frog she met after getting isekaied!

finale: after finally saving her friend from the evil king who killed and mind controlled her, and winning the interdimensional war, the girl sacrifices herself by using magic that tears apart her mortal body from inside to blow up the moon (the moon is evil). she finds out she will become god one day.

[doyouremem8erme]

first page: boy in his bedroom. what will he do

last page: boy, having successfully ascended to godhood and escaped the canon vessel of his narrative, finally finishes creating the new universe alongside his friends, which they then enter as gods.

[literallyaflame]

i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

[bencan-t]

I think about this old tweet...a LOT

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[carolinaknowswhy]

gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

[carolinaknowswhy]

girls are contributing, too. the coquette aesthetic, the “i don’t want to girlboss i want a man to pay my bills”, girlmath girljob girlmoney. it’s a joke, it’s clothes, it’s whatever, i get it but it is driving a mentality of traditional gender roles and you know you’re joking but your boyfriend doesn’t. your kid brother doesn’t. you have to stop this shit it is a contributing factor

[ironychan]

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

[ironychan]

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

[sunlaire]

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

[doyouremem8erme]

yknow what im just leaving this whole tag thread out here

[willgrahamscock]

crazy how most of us made friends on here because we were going insane about the same 2 freaks at the same time. like oh you’re up thinking about them too?

[spiribia]

there's a third option apart from either engaging with fandom or only discussing it with a small circle of friends and it's talking to yourself alone in a dark closet for 2 years with the door ajar 1 inch so random passerby of all sorts of different backgrounds and familiarities with what you are talking about can sometimes hear you

[riverlarking]

just got reminded of ringo's cameo in popstar never stop never stopping and the thing he says has such gif potential pleasehold

[riverlarking]

[destieldisaster]

Finally

[capacity2]

I know the plastic surgery industry is evil and preys on insecurities but when women get their face done and look crazy I’m always like well it’s avant-garde it’s a reference to surrealist works by visionaries almost lost to time that you just don’t know about. that’s why she’s the artist and you’re the fan. Yes you don’t get it, she looks like a duplicitous and licentious Skyrim NPC that betrays you and leaves you with nothing in your inventory after act 2 of the narrative as a social commentary on the pressure WE put on women to always appear as healthy lovely and generous mothers ripe for bearing children. But an artists soul is often misunderstood by the uncultured. However! Her surgeon must be sacrificed and drained of all his blood on the vernal equinox as painfully as possible for the ritual to be complete. Only then will women become free, for you see she is also a blood mage operating on levels of the mind and spirit you cannot fathom.

[capacity2]

The jeremy fragrance enjoyer wants me to tiktokify my beautiful thoughts and expects me to take their advice. This conversation is for intellectuals and practitioners of the forbidden arts only

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[whitmanic]

Harrowing: someone in your Fandom just made an innocuous and harmless post that nonetheless betrays a deep misunderstanding of the character and the character's narrative purpose and you just have to sit there and let them be wrong lest you be an asshole

[seek--rest]

[sosaysdean]

okay