When you show up late to fight Thanos because you had to stop at Burger King first for a light snack
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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When you show up late to fight Thanos because you had to stop at Burger King first for a light snack
A parent without a child is broken; a child without a parent is alone.
Iron Man & Rescue
INDEED…
tony stark really came up with the solution to time fucking traveling in one night and then had ice pops w his daughter
yall: <3
me, an intellectual: <3000
no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!
bucky: the time i WHAT
sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like
Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar
Bucky:
“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”
This just keeps getting better and better
sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK
bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam
steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.
bucky:
Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?
Bucky: haha I wouldn’t do that…right?
Sam:
Bucky:
“If it’s you, Mob, you can do it! …I know you can!!”
Where's Constable Frozen
Silent Hills, welcome!
be soft
hug people you love, tell someone when you miss them, make people happy by sharing your love, never be afraid of your own feeling, love what you want to love, watch disney movies, let your heart decide for you, listen to what people have to say, do not judge, smile to the beauty of the world, buy yourself flowers, pet that puppy you see in the street (never forget to ask before ), compliment the person you want to compliment, let people love you, write love letters to yourself, let yourself be happy
be soft
hug people you love, tell someone when you miss them, make people happy by sharing your love, never be afraid of your own feeling, love what you want to love, watch disney movies, let your heart decide for you, listen to what people have to say, do not judge, smile to the beauty of the world, buy yourself flowers, pet that puppy you see in the street (never forget to ask before ), compliment the person you want to compliment, let people love you, write love letters to yourself, let yourself be happy
I know the fandom has decided that Yuri P always looks cute af with the hair and the makeup and the clothes and we fucking love that for him but imagine if he was one of those hobgoblins who looks good even though he doesn’t take care of himself
And Otabek doesn’t realize this until after the first time Yuri spends the night, when he washes his face with hand soap and declares himself ready for the day, whereas Otabek “I broke out when I was 12 and stayed broken out for six years” Altin is standing there watching him, rubbing oil into his scalp while step four of his ten step Korean skin care routine dries on his face, silently horrified
y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth
that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.
Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”
a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*
my content-starved wlw ass:
a woman in a film: *brushes another woman’s hair tenderly away from her face*
me:
Uncle, do you realize what this means?
i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that
hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?
peppa pig boutta say something racist