I Fight Sharks Not For Money, But For Love

Raygun Gothic. Freyja. 21+ Fandoms including The Outer Worlds, the Aquabats, Jurassic Park, Star Trek, cats (the animal not the horrifying movie) and many more. HMU if you’d like to chat! AO3 is bonymaloney. (Icon by @corancoranthemagicalman) NB if you post a lot of uncritical Caesar’s Legion/affiliated characters content I’ll probably block you.

[damejudyhench]

Markhelena tattoo shop AU? Markhelena tattoo shop AU!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[saltsnecked]

[foolishmortal]

[aphyllon]

new fic 📬: just smoke (E, omarkhelly, 3k words)

She hates how he looks at her like she’s a creature under a microscope, hates how his voice is a little rougher and sadder than her Mark’s, hates how badly he wants to get out of here, the same thing she used to want. She hates most of all that even after he’s put his hands on her, told her to her face he doesn’t think she’s real, some part of her can’t believe he meant it. 

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Helly can’t sleep, and even when she can, she dreams about Mark Scout.

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 1 hour

[elfmell]

[lost-carcosa]

[saltsnecked]

but I'm her, Mark.

[overwelmd]

dolores nemi caldentey

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[damejudyhench]

I decided to organise all my Severance one shots into collections, for ease of navigation. Please feel free to check them out!

MCU (marksheaddoesntexplodeaftersex cinematic universe)

The innies, sweet smutty and sad at various points. I cried while writing one of these, guess which one.

My only love, sprung from my only hate

The outies, ranges from hatesex to Christmassy fluff

Middle aged office losers doomed yaoi

Markpetey’s journey, from their innies figuring out that hugs feel nice, to a reverse Woe’s Hollow situation with Scoutie and Petey K in Mark’s basement

Weird Stuff happens in Mark’s basement

Speaking of Mark’s basement, if you like orgasm from direct brain stimulation and selfcest hallucinations it’s the place to be.

[catasters]

[aphyllon]

LLM fics make me so sad. Please don't let the robot have your fun for you

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

[absolutepie]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

[phoenix]

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit