Sade Olutola
Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
#extradirty
wallacepolsom
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One Nice Bug Per Day
PR's Tumblrdome
we're not kids anymore.
roma★
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RMH
taylor price
tumblr dot com
Stranger Things
Peter Solarz
Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@damnautus
🎀 Name: Rory/Kyr/Nickels
🩷 Pronouns: Xe/She/It
🔮 AroAce (CupioRom/Asexual), Queer, Nonbinary, Agender
✨Age: 21!
🎀AuDHD + BPD
🩷Current Interest: Randy Cunningham Ninth Grade Ninja
Uhhh simply don't be a douche n we'll get along fine 👍
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
Waterboy with dry hair so soft :(((
bouncing off the walls, thinking about waterboy with grown out hair
You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice
the imaginary audience in my head is not happy with me
At my big age I’m somehow still surprised and appalled and scandalized when I’m faced with realities like when you don’t eat you are hungry, and when you don’t sleep you are tired
oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈
im a well behaved beetle.
your post isnt relevant to me
reblogging moody tumblr posts bc talking about it with the people around me is not an option and unfortunately killing myself isnt one either!!!
also fuck it we self isolating. no more talking about my feelings bc that never works out
I hope i'm your favorite losing dog to bet on
gets shot to death for experiencing desire
kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp
