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Richard Armitage casually comes out, says he warned his partner about full-frontal scene in 'Obsession' - Queerty
The 'Obsession' star says he assured his partner he'd be "well looked after" while filming nude scenes for the erotic thriller...
Of course they had to flash a hot Thorin pic in an article about Richard referring to his partner with male pronouns. 😍
So that Thorin, Gandalf, Thranduil, Bard scene in the last Hobbit movie was a scene with an entirely LGBT+ cast. Neat!
annoying as fuck
I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things
the thing about Hozier is that he's gonna use mythology, literature and folklore to be horny and to make his songs political every time and i'm gonna eat it up every time
LNC: Cassian Andor edition [insp]
my zoomer siblings show me a new video on tiktok. i am confused. they wave it off and tell me its a current meme.
i (the millenial sibling) show them a video on youtube. they are confused. i tell them its an old meme, roughly as old as youtube itself.
this is an act of equivalent intergenerational sibling exchange in which we all come out of the experience just as confused as before
i showed them this btw
How could they be confused. The popularity of the meme is self explanatory.
#the lineage we deserve
The French really don’t fuck around.
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.
ANNE WITH AN E 1x01 - Your Will Shall Decide Your Destiny
Episode 3: Lamentis - Loki (2021)
have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high
Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”
EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg
Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) dir. Rian Johnson
"Are you calling me dangerous?" " We'll see."
i know i am in my twenties but respectfully nobody i went to high school with should be getting married. it stresses me out. we r only twelve yrs old
I’m 31 but this still applies