A Very Silly Gal

Just an emo that’s obsessed with pop culture despite the fact they don’t actually like most of the music in pop culture She/They/He

[koifee]

Am I comfortable in silence?

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[damnthosedoldrumsarebanging]

MCR PLAYED A SONG OFF PAPER KINGDOMS AND IM BEING REALLY CHILL ABOUT IT

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

[msexcelfractal]

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

[myconetted]

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

[striders]

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

[damnthosedoldrumsarebanging]

i’m a girl in the same way a platypus is a mammal

[cuntholicism]

[damnthosedoldrumsarebanging]

dan and phil please come home my entire dashboard is phurtis right now

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[hoodiestrings]

guys i just found this i think phurtis might actually be real

[phannie-by-night]

Dan and Phil left us alone for too long it's time to start Phurtis posting

[happiest]

can I stay in bed until 2025

[jdididydog]

Wake up bitch

[damnthosedoldrumsarebanging]

vi and jayce flopped so hard it’s got me and my best friend saying “us”

[danielhowell]

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world