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20 y/o with moderate-severe ADHD I love hockey, birbs, memes, and existential crises. Anxiety is my motivation, which still doesn’t fuckin work. This blog is a steaming pile of shit, just like me. I have a Birb names Tulip, she’s a Linnie. She’s the sassiest lil gal you’ll ever meet. To the schizophrenic blogs, my best friend has it, I’m just trying to learn and understand. I hope you’ll have me.

[equinacht-deactivated20190224]

octopus kites [src]

[ginger-santa]

Okay, this is cool as hell, but if you saw these without any context, you’d think aliens are finally invading.

[bogleech]

You’d sure look silly when you realized it was actually just octopus kites that are invading

[srbrienne]

both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

[jules-hoard-of-stuff-deactivate]

Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do?

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

We’ve reached the “band playing on the titanic” stage of nihilism now

[zelda-and-princess-hyrule]

My redesign for the new sonic movie

I will be accepting constructive criticism.

[iworkinretail-myguy]

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

[gen-zee]

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

[goldenhandandhisbeauty-deactiva]

This is from Leslie Jones’ Twitter.

😂😂😂😂😂 i can’t.

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[unpretty]

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

[unpretty]

this was the jellyfish

[obamasnow]

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

[obamasnow]

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

[news-queue]

[james-silenthill]

[catchymemes]

NO SURVIVORS

[kingjaffejoffer]

[ripe]

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

*floop flop*

[surprisebitch]

absolutely stellar

[hyperazraphael]

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

[xubbs]

“Then study”

[doujinshi]

out here makin business deals

[constructedparadox]

Strap in, everyone, looks like it’s gonna be a wild ride

[userarmand]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Japan does not accept signatures on official documents (banks, real estate and business) but require a ‘hanko’ which is an official carved wooden or stone seal pressed in ink (x)

[funnylime]

avengers end game spoiler

thanos has sex for like, 10 straight minutes on screen. you’d think it’d be a good time to go pee since it’s not exactly plot relevant but every cinema locks the doors when this scene plays