DanaCaraJB

An undead creation of my own own failed magic. Doing some TTRPG stuff, plus some extra writing and posting my art

[kalanha]

gfs🩵💙

[danacarajb]

STREAMING BG3!!

With friends, gambling and random mods!!!

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

[dat-physics-gal]

You can cast a randomly selected 1st lvl DnD spell in real life now, at will, as often as you want. Verdict?

unfathomable (destructive) power

unfathomable (supportive) power

unfathomable (utility) power

neat i guess

the fuck am i gonna do with that?

i see the big brain option (explain in comments)

results/don't care/bald

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2025

The Randomizer

[dat-physics-gal]

funny wheel #2

Same thing as before, but 2nd lvl spells now. You get this in addition to your 1st lvl one.

unfathomable (destructive) power

unfathomable (supportive) power

unfathomable (utility) power

neat i guess

the fuck am i gonna do with that?

wait this pairs really well with the 1st lvl spell (explain)

shittiest combo of two spells imaginable

bald

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2025

[danacarajb]

a lil animation i made of one of my players characters

[danacarajb]

had this made a few years back for my dnd group, reposting it so my friend can use the image link

[danacarajb]

She spoilers on my dnd game until i resolves my tensions

[pansyfemme]

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

[wizard-email]

breasts boobily directly into oncoming traffic and dies

[underestimated-heroine]

[wizard-email]

breasts boobily directly into oncoming traffic and dies

[pulpfanfiction]

ward against degendering trans women

[penny-anna]

hot take: Pippin is the only one of the hobbits who is ‘team Arwen’ in the ‘who is the most beautiful woman in the world’ argument

[penny-anna]

Pippin, after being formally introduced to Arwen for the first time: hey Merry. do you think if I asked nicely enough she’d marry me instead?

Merry: Pippin. *lays a comforting hand on his shoulder*

Merry: I think it is worth a shot.

Pippin: got it *wanders away*

Frodo: why would you do that

Merry: I want to see if he’ll really try it

[penny-anna]

#PIPPIN: IF I BEAT STRIDER IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CAN I MARRY YOU INSTEAD? #ARWEN: UHHHHHHH #PIPPIN: GREAT! BRB

Aragorn accepts the challenge knowing full well that, as he can literally read minds, it is impossible to beat him at rock paper scissors.

[riptidethepen]

Aren’t you forgetting the minor detail that Pippin would likely never think of which one he will throw?

[penny-anna]

consider: Aragorn accepts the challenge assuming he’ll win easily. Pippin wins immediately.

Arwen: well, now I must marry him. we ageed.

Pippin: :D

Aragorn: Arwen please

Arwen: I love my tiny fiance

[riptidethepen]

I love it

[penny-anna]

Elrond: I don’t like it either but you agreed that if he beat you in fair combat then he could marry Arwen

Elrond: so now my daughter must marry this hobbit

Arwen: I’m comfortable with that

Aragorn: please this isn’t funny

Arwen: you should have thought of that before you accepted the challenge, I’m engaged to Pippin now.

Pippin: listen I know this isn’t actually going to end with me marrying you but this is still the best day of my life so far

[greseadraws]

dinner is served

[memewhore]

[landmoose]

[ghost-cassette]

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[savage-flirtation-deactivated20]

[xenusion]

this man to any official/higher up he's had the displeasure of interacting with

[wizard-email]

in the club straight up 🧍 style

[wizard-email]

freakin it nothing style!!!

[conkreetmonkey]