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He’s making a fist 👊🏼 He’s lubing it twice 💦 Gonna find out who’s bottom tonight 😱 Daddy Clause is coming to town! 🎅🏼

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[skarchomp]

I’m bringing SmexyBack; Nyah

teh other guys don’t know how to frickle frack; Nyah

[diet-soda]

Can I unread this

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[panacakes]

mom: turn on some holiday music!! me: okay! 

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when you love your friend so much but they live far away from you

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Votes Out For Harambe

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[notlostonanadventure]

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

[agenderss]

Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?” 

Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”

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