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i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space šø
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@dancinginelsol
Hamilton: whoops
Washington: whoops? WHOOPS? this is not a āwhoopsā situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. we are solidly in āoh fuckā territory, and i expect you to act like it
and they say black cats donāt photograph well!
thank u for this addition. this kitty is perfect and i love them
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itās been a MINUTE since Iāve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnāt and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Not doing great right now so letās not make it worse
A Nice Day
in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it
to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot
if cotton eyeād joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit
Freeze!
Everybody clap your hands!!!
we really are the product of our generations
Also, standing in a circle headbanging to Fall Out Boyās Dance, Dance or P!ATDās I Write Sins Not Tragedies.Ā
Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.
āLG brand cellular phone circa 2004. Hurled into waves along S. California beach by a businessman who had just had an epiphany that family was more important than work.ā
Okay but its going to be 99%
āthe human cast this rock into my ocean, they found pleasure in how many times it hit the water before sinking into my handsā
life works out. i cannot stress this enough. life always works out. it always turns out in your favor even if it doesnāt go according to the original plan. you may be utterly confused and lost right now, it may feel like everything is falling apart and there is nothing you can do to salvage any of it. but believe me when i say that this is just a transition period. things are constantly changing and evolving around you even if you canāt actively see that. life is changing you to prepare you for what is to come. you are growing and as you grow you are being built into the person that you are going to be. because see, life always has this funny way of working out.Ā
self love -aine
boys and men will try to convince you that humans are intrinsically selfish and egotistical because they canāt cope with the fact that women are actually taught from birth to put their community, their friends, their family, everyone on equal (sometimes even higher) footing.
male individualism is completely dependent on the emotional labour of women, and whenever you try to point this out they act like youāre denying basic human facts
ah yes, because women have never been greedy and selfish and evil ever, actually
*sweeps female bullies under the rug*
*hides manipulative girlfriends behind a houseplant*
*stuffs abusive mothers between the couch cushions*
*chucks TERFS in the garbage*
I donāt know what youāre talking about
Anyone who says āemotional laborā when talking about a basic human emotional response is a psychopath, change my mind.
Please, reblog! IItās called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister
reblog to possibly literally save a life, fuck, stay safe out there people
im gonna move to italy and just drink wine and eat fruit and pasta all day and care for my plants and flowers only
I feel this so hard.
More like heād bust in 5 strokes... and then roll over and fall asleep. š
John, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with six kittens?
Alexander:
Alexander: Whatās in the box?
John:
Alexander: John, whatās in the box?
John: I think you know
*turtles
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ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life
