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we're not kids anymore.

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Today's Document
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Origami Around
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day

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KIROKAZE

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@dancingwithwildfire
getting a note on a super old post
reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind
Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it
bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever
Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across
Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".
Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force
"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet
I was talking to a friend, asking if they've ever experienced something I've been calling "night stupid", where, late in the evening, you're in the middle of working and suddenly (or, sometimes, gradually) you're unable to do things well--and stuff that usually makes sense stops making sense. Yanno...just a noticeable and frustrating down curve in your overall ability to preform the tasks you're working on. and my friend responds, "Tired. Bees, you're feeling tired."
it's ok you were probably night stupid when you said it.
how the fuck is this even real
it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s
If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you
how well do you know your country’s national anthem, and are you usamerican??
i know my entire national anthem - i am usamerican
i know some of my national anthem - i am usamerican
i know very little of my national anthem - i am usamerican
i do not at all know my national anthem - i am usamerican
i know my entire national anthem - i am not usamerican
i know some of my national anthem - i am not usamerican
i know very little of my national anthem - i am not usamerican
i do not at all know my national anthem - i am not usamerican
i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice