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I cannot emphasize this enough:

If you ask me a rhetorical question, and then get mad when I answer it, you need to adjust your expectations bc I have never met a question I won’t at least attempt to answer. If you don’t know that about me, you don’t know me well enough.

#seriously #irl

strawlessandbraless

Boys will be boys

#the boys #destiel #supernatural

godsfavrib

#the boys

hoodlander

Happy pride to Ryan’s homophobic gay dads who just should have fucked and been done with it

Would have saved the world but noooooooooo

#butchlander #the boys #lololol

kamillahn

The Boys - 'Though the Heavens Fall' - S05E06

#the boys #homelander #the deep #💀💀💀

emolander

day after the whitehouse fight (they both lived and butcher kept homelander in his basement)

#the boys #homelander #butchlander

thewarriorssun

Chat, did I do this right

#you’re doing amazing sweetie #bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc

ultimatesue

Mama, I don’t wanna die.

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

#the boys #homelander

unnaturalselections

The way this whole Reddit thread became Butchlander propaganda is getting to me. And it's funnier how it's certainly not the intention of most people replying to it.

#homelander #billy butcher #butchlander

aenslem

✨William✨

#the boys #homelander #billy butcher

theogem

Hey. I'm your friend.

#ofmd fanart #gentlebeard #our flag means death

xenomorphingout

i know we love kinky hate sex butchlander but i would love to see more fluff and comfort... any recs?

dani-kin

I love all the fanfics of Vee017 for this exact reason. It doesn’t matter if they’re writing funny or heartfelt or even kinda toxic, they give these characters an element of genuine care and connection that they haven’t experienced in their lives. And I think that’s beautiful.

This author is also inspired me to start writing again for the first time in a long time. So if I ever do finish my own butchlander epic, I hope it lives up to the standards they have created.

#the boys #butchlander #billy butcher #homelander

Hey, so I’ve recently gotten really into the boys, and it has inspired me to start writing substantial fanfic for the first time in about 13 years. Which is awesome! I love that for me!

But I am so confused about the situation in 7 tower with the fucking bathrooms.

In the first episode, you see Maeve and Starlight in a bathroom and then Translucent is there. And I assumed it was creepy because he is hanging out in the women’s bathroom.

Except later, Hugie goes into the same bathroom and both Starlight and Translucent are there. Is there only like one giant gender neutral bathroom on that floor? Especially since later on you see Starlight in what looks like pyjamas in there?

Like do these people live in this tower, but have to share one single bathroom like a collegiate dorm? What is happening here????

#the boys #this isn’t even really relevant to my fic #I’m just lost #I mean I can write a throuple without knowing the answer #but it distracts from writing butchlander smut

orcarriagesthatwork

I think about this cake every day

tizzymcwizzy

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

microsuedemouse

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

helenarth

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You