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@danieladearly
Foreplay 🙈
Bella & Edward + text posts
Twilight (2008)
Virtue & Moir’s 2007 Worlds Free Dance ⛸️
You need to understand how beautiful this is to me.
Hilda and Malthus- Trouble Frank ocean
“Good morning”
GIVE THEM A HAPPY ENDING!!!!
I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
I feel extremely attacked as a previously twilight obsessed tween.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
… Claude Monet
His hazel eyes were eager to know whether I had reached the stage of trusting him or not. I remember answering his unspoken question within the beats of my heart: yes. If the stars have seen our entwined futures, then yes, I would trust you if the world were up in flames or if it were as still as the breeze that touched my skin. I would trust you in death.
— ROOTS, BNK
[ photo credits ]
left : via P E R S Y on pinterest
right : via jess on pinterest
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.
I LOOOVE Fanfiction
getting emotional over fictional couples was not how i envisioned my adult life
Still not really into the adult life, but yes.
Yep... Okay, still here.
i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today
I want to watch it so badly, but I still have to wait until April. I’m losing my mind.
Just feel that inspiration for your own Fanfiction. Beautiful!
I'm
Remember all those promo pics that made it look like Mulder and Scully were going to the prom?
I’m coming up short on THE prom promo pics, but I’ve always felt they were part of a larger series, including (but not limited to):
fbi engagement photos
fbi pregnancy announcement
fbi apocalypse survivors?
and, last but not least, fbi indie album cover.
fbi homecoming
fbi slavic 80s popstars
fbi weird theater kids
fbi young adult novel
fbi Christmas card
I think this is one of the aforementioned FBI prom photos
but let’s not forget the FBI Sears portrait
FBI du Soleil
FBI 1980′s cigarette ad
FBI one hit wonder 90′s pop duo
This is like the montage at the end of 22 jump street
all of this is amazing
FBI film noir
FBI country music legends
FBI the gap
FBI college sweethearts
FBI mimes
FBI Mrs. Doubtfire
FBI 50 Shades of Grey
FBI true crime cover
Love me some good photoshoots
“Held Sooner,” a Dani/Pelle (Midsommar) Fanfic
Hello, friends. I started writing this fic about a month ago, compelled to return to fanfiction after years and years to soothe my quarantine-addled brain. Ever since, I’ve been updating very regularly, as writing this has really been saving me during this anxious, housebound time. I’ve expanded into tumblr now to continue indulging my therapeutic return to fandom. Hope this might also provide a little distraction to a few of you.
Also, help me, lol, I don’t know what I’m doing on tumblr–is this how you fanfic here?? Seriously, tell me.
Held Sooner
Summary: On the night Dani’s family dies, Christian can’t face her grief. Instead, Pelle holds her. A retelling of Midsommar (and beyond) from that divergence point, when Pelle is compelled to put things into motion sooner. Begins canon-adjacent and goes into post-canon; a slow build to some complicated romance and smut.
Pairings: Dani Ardor/Pelle
Rating: Explicit
Warnings/Tags: AU (canon divergence), post-canon, slow burn, eventual romance, eventual smut, angst and hurt/comfort, dubious morality and ethics, mildly dubious consent (drugs and manipulation), canon-typical violence, blood and injury
Full Text in Progress
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
New chapter added. See masterpost for additional tags/warnings.
Dani finds herself cradling a deep, aching tenderness, almost a woundedness. It decamps in her chest, spreading. She has lost her wits.
Chapter 19 at AO3.
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They hold each other’s gaze, the right time determined only by the pulsing air between the two of them. Dani feels as though a solid, heavy, humming mass has formed right at her breastbone as her eyes remain fixed to Pelle’s, concentrating everything to this one spot.
Chapter 20 at AO3.
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He smiles at her. He is practiced at concealing his real emotions from her, but he had hoped he was finished with all that.
Chapter 21 at AO3.
New chapter added. See masterpost for additional tags/warnings.
“Think of what it would be like,” Siv says, “to explore all your potential in a place where you are loved, valued, listened to. Perhaps even deferred to, if things happen in the way I believe they will. What do you have in your old life, that you would want to go back to it?”
Chapter 22 at AO3.
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Maybe he has lost her for good when adherence to the elders’ original plan to keep her here would have ended in happiness for all. Maybe he has ruined everything. Maybe he is already corrupted.
Chapter 23 at AO3.
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Maybe all of it really was a lie, an expertly-performed act pulled off by an expert actor, and now that she is no longer there, playing along, he is turning his sights elsewhere. New plan, new pilgrimage, new May Queen.
Chapter 24 at AO3.
New chapter added. See masterpost for additional tags/warnings.
His mind reels through a chant of her name. Here’s her apartment building. The stairs up to her floor. Her door. He will die when he sees her. He will sink to his knees and perish.
Chapter 25 at AO3.
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He cooks for her and tends to her houseplants and makes love to her. But in Pelle’s fantasy, they were always going to go back home at the end of it. The uncertainty of that conclusion now lurks in the back of his brain, always scratching at his happiness.
Chapter 26 at AO3.
Go ahead y'all and read this beautiful masterpiece😊💖💖🌺🌺