joe spooky @danielseyelash - Tumblr Blog

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

apricops

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

flyfeline

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

hotvampireadjacent

WHAT THE HELL

duckily

biglawbear

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

teziel

tooies

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

aropride

ocd is like this

wifegideonnav

jame7t

women & bitches love my cavern

cryptotheism

Can you shut up about your cavern

jame7t

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

c3rvida3

oh fuck dude it's gonna be cyber monday. cyber garfield is gonna hate that.

mrhealyourgirl

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

kaijuno

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

the-real-seebs

one of my favorite genres of post is "evocative imagery"

killdies

weeee bungee jump

sexhaver

therapist: bungeesus isn't real, he can't hurt you

bungeesus:

libertea-and-icedcoffee

horrorfag420

HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY

slitherpunk

when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.