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how do you think velvet and ilia would interact?
Velvet helps Ilia when she gets overwhelmed.
Velvet: Ilia?! Are you ok? Whatâs wrong
Ilia : Thereâs too many cute girls. No one told me there would be so many! I canât walk 5 steps without blushing!!
Velvet : I know how ya feel ⌠itâs torture.
this came to me in a vision
my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok Iâm ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok Iâm ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe Iâm ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you Iâm ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the houseÂ
my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you weâre both so pretty
Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe letâs go
My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each otherâs tank tops
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What A Great Idea!
This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.
This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.
This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.
This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.
Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.
This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.
Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.
Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.
Thereâs a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.
A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets.Â
 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.
This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.
This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.
Big Dave
reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design
âHarley Quinn and Poison Ivy confirmed to be in a relationship in Gotham City Sirens movie.â
Iâm enjoying so much the fact that this is only happening because Jared Leto made such a creepy dickhead of himself filming Suicide Squad that Margot Robbie basically went âWelp, time to figure out a way NEVER TO LET THAT MAN NEAR ME AGAINâ.
So she went off, found a scriptwriter to write the Gotham City Sirens movie, sold it to DC and Warner Brothers and is executive producing it.
Thank you, Margot Robbie, from the bottom of my heart. You truly are the hero that DC deserves.
Yes. Iâm ready for this.
Good news, tungle.hellsite, the first positive update weâve had in years lets you write text posts with MAXIMUM GAY! Absolutely RAGING homosexuality on main!
The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldnât poke out.
So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.
This is the saddest god damn thing Iâve read in awhile, mostly because I literally remember peeling my stickers off on my way home too for this reasonÂ
Two years ago in Budapest the organizers didnât let anyone leave the place until we dropped all the rainbow flags into the trash cans and popped out the balloons, because people were waiting outside the cordons to get and beat us. Sadly the situation was so bad that even without the flags, we couldnât leave for a good two hours after the event anyway. There were hundreds of people just waiting to be able to get home safely, but we simply couldnât walk out of the place because of those assholes. In the end, the police made us leave in smaller groups via subway. They closed down the stations closest to ours, so we could avoid running into the people waiting us outside. This was in Budapest, in Europe, 2014. I hate this world we live in.
And this is why #heterosexualpride makes me so angry.
I know this kid who was leaving Pride, trying so badly to rub off the rainbow paint on his cheek because his dad was abusive and didnât know he was gay or at pride. I was on the bus with him and he was close to tears, he cheek red, and I had my make up bag and there was a packet of wet wipes, so I went up and sat next to him and helped him rub it off. Weâve been best friends ever since.
Heterosexual pride my ass
This is so fucking important. There are way too many human beings that are so ashamed of who they are because people just canât accept diversity and itâs so sad. you canât be fucking butt hurt when people celebrate minorities and people that have been suppressed, rather than groups that are wildly accepted and loved. Donât try and take away from someoneâs fucking happiness. Check. Your. Fucking. Privilege.
No offense but everyday is heterosexual pride day cause there is no one telling you guys that your way of like is wrong. So please just give us one month to be ourselves and celebrate diversity.
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
âsliiide to the leftâ
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
âone hop this timeâ
*clonk*
âtwo hops this timeâ
*clonk clonk*
âeverybody clap your hands!â
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send âem my way!Â
taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her
Can you believe how wrong media like ready player one is about online games
A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesnât get it.Â
Never not reblog
the perfect wedding invitation starring our favorite little angry dorito flower girl, Peridot â¨
To the spiders in the ceiling corners: youâre keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: youâre on thin fucking ice babes
To the spiders who think itâs funny to sit next to my shampoo in the shower: see you in hell
so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while sheâs there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that sheâs an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesnât want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught
Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wideâŚ
why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached
because sheâs gay and loves drama donât ever question me again
Botticelli would have wanted this and you know it
i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
I wish trans girl Tsuyu headcanons were more popular because sheâs gone out of her way to ask her classmates to call her by her name and itâs one of those âHey, I chose this name myself and its awesome so please use itâ things and sheâs got a really supportive family backing her up and sheâs a really good student with a lot of friends and itâs just. A really good headcanon that I wish got more attention.
fun facts:
horikoshi originally concived tsuyu as a boy but changed it because he thought she felt more like a girl
tyusu can do whatever frogs can
frogs can change sex at will
tyusu is trans and transitioned by being a frog thank you for coming to my ted talk
