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[cockwiki]

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

[destroyscythe-heck]

[bubonickitten]

do you think we as a society can finally acknowledge that “this thing didn’t have a name until recently” doesn’t necessarily mean “this thing did not exist until recently” or (worse) “this thing doesn’t exist at all”

[lyricwritesprose]

Let’s also agree that “this thing did not have an English name until recently,” does not necessarily mean it was nameless.

[willow-wanderings]

And while we’re at it how about we add “You don’t get to systematically destroy the evidence for this thing and then claim that because there’s no evidence, the thing doesn’t exist and has never existed.”

[myhyperfixations]

Ok just cause I’m still salty and this needs to be said: just because your story is a bit predictable doesn’t mean it’s bad. sometimes that just means that your story makes sense. if nothing in your story is predictable then you have crossed the line from “keeping viewers on their toes” to “nonsensical nightmare that doesn’t deliver on any front”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Lately a lot of stories that try to hard to be “subversive” and “unpredictable” have turned out shitty because they were more focused on not using certain tropes than telling a good story.

[ephemeralseraph]

@practising-writer

[prideprejudce]

i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare 

[prideprejudce]

[politicalmachine]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[writing-prompt-s]

At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail

[piningeddie]

tbh anyone who works/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation

[copperbadge]

“Does the position of Chosen One offer health benefits of any kind?” 

“Well, our ragtag gang of world-saving underdogs has a doctor on-team.”

“Do I have to pay her out of pocket, is what I’m asking.”

“Gosh no! She’s an idealist, you don’t pay her at all!”

“Oh! That’s nice. But then I guess there’s no paycheck.”

“I mean, the secret cabal that dispenses our orders does make sure we have enough money to feed ourselves and keep a roof over our secret lair and such.”

“Hourly?”

“Hourly what?”

“Like have you guys ever had to punch a time clock?”

“We once had to dismantle a sinister time-freezing device in the shape of a clock….otherwise no.”

“Sold. Off we go.” 

[jumpingjacktrash]

“do i have to be nice to people who are yelling at me?”

“we’re the good guys, you can’t kill random civilians just because they’re mean!”

“kill?? no, i mean, can i tell them off.”

“well, sure, of course.”

*rips name tag off shirt and tosses it over shoulder* “i’m your huckleberry.”

[pathfuckery]

This resonates on a spiritual level

[tallwife]

Why are children so funny abdghdhshjsdbjahs

[fatretard]

[catchymemes]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

biblically accurate snow angel

[patheticperipatetic]

It’s nice to see Bill Watterson is still active.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

[marxist-peach]

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

[norrington-hell]

[weareredletter]

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

Balenciaga Summer ‘19 Campaign

[spongy333]

it’s just true

[diversemovies]

It’s literally called “Curmudgeons”

[x]

[phoukanamedpookie]

“It took me two hours to put this shit on!”

“Thanks for the fuckin’ flowers, you asshole.”

Life goals.

[jezi-belle]

I put off watching this so many times, but if you have fifteen minutes and need a good happy-cry, DO IT.

[tanukiham]

holy shit you were not wrong about the happy cry

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[ladydanger420]

HEY @nasa WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! IM CRYING SHE WAS DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB???!?!?!?!?!!!!!! IM GOING TO MARS AND BRINGING HER A BUNCH OF BATTERIES AND BLANKETS I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[kaijusplotch]

She was actually covered in dust and they tried for over a year (she got hit with a dust storm last year) to get responses but she never responded. She was so strong! she and her sister Spirit were only supposed to last 90 days…she was launched in 2004! 15 years! Get rest Oppy; maybe one day we’ll be up there and fix you up.

[starry-nightshade]

found this on twitter, it’s a useful contribution. original stopped after 10th frame. this one is happier

[angieartness]

I… I didn’t need my heart intact anyway. This fine…😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Someone: why are you so obsessed with hozier

Me: do you understand how rarely we as a society are exposed to men like him, especially in the music industry. This is a man who thrives in being soft and gentle. This is a man who, instead of singing about domination (of women, rivals, etc), he sings of the different kinds of love he feels for his baby, among other things. Gentle love, passionate love, godfearing love. This is a man who is not afraid to submit to a powerful, otherworldly being, and give his heart and soul to them fully. This is a man who loves loudly and fully without shame, and this is the kind of man who speaks loudly and fully for what he believes in. And what he believes in is, among other things, love

Also me: hnng funky bog man

[lightwolf]

My mother had measles when she was a kid. At the time, getting measles was still basically considered a childhood milestone, but let’s be real. It was a miserable experience for her. So when I was born and the time came for me to get my MMR vaccines, my parents did not hesitate to protect me.

I contracted chickenpox from my cousin when I was a toddler, back in that time where chickenpox was just a childhood milestone, just a few years before the varicella vaccine was developed. I don’t remember it because I was so little, but I’m told it was not fun for me or my parents. I was still one of the lucky ones who didn’t have complications… at the time. What I did get eventually was a case of shingles, just last summer, which could have been prevented entirely if a chickenpox vaccine had been available back in the early 1990s. If I had kids I would not hesitate to vaccinate them and prevent them from suffering like I did.

Get your vaccinations, please. Vaccinate your children, too. You’re doing yourself, your friends and family, and everyone around you an important service by keeping preventable illness in check.