Either kill me yourself, or stop complaining

Name's Wade. Part Catboy Part Voidthing /he/him Level 33, against all odds

[witchazile]

tries to think of what to caption this and gets so distracted by how close their hands are i pass out.

[tieflingkisser]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2004

[bleekay]

[five-red-feathers]

thinking about tuataras

even tho they reaaally look like lizards and their closest extant relative is indeed the lizard,

tuataras are as related with a lizard as we are with a platypus.

[dantewhitecrow]

anyway NEW APARTMENT NEW APARTMENT NEW APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thememedaddy]

[dantewhitecrow]

Been slowly coming to a conclusion about my physical self vs mental self and the relationships those have with comfort. Like, I went on testosterone primarily for the voice and stopping my periods. The reasons I want a hysto are 99.9% to get rid of my periods permanently, because they're uncomfortable. The main reason I would want any kind of top surgery/reduction is because boob sweat and bras are uncomfortable. I cut my hair short because long hair got uncomfortable. The reason I don't dress in the styles, materials and accessories I love are 40% money issue and 60% comfort. I love makeup, I love how it looks and the process of applying it but it's uncomfortable on my face and uncomfortable to take off.

BASICALLY I'm getting fake deep about how I'm almost always mentally uncomfortable and have been for a majority of my life, so I compromised subconsciously, making up the balance with trying to make my physical self as comfortable as I can on a daily basis.

Anyway this whole thing came about bc these hand me down scrub pants are some of the most comfortable pants I've ever worn that don't make me feel like I'm wearing pajamas in public, and making me consider going and buying more lmao.

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[catsofyore]

“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.

[kangals]

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

[kangals]

reasons i like the horsie Great White:

he's about 6 inches taller and 200lbs heavier than any other horse in the field. big ol honse.

his record kind of sucks and when an interviewer asked his trainer "what do you think [the horse] will need to do to win the derby?' the trainer just said "get a lot better."

the horse was deadset on eating the landscaping shrubbery during the interview

thats all i need, absolutely sold, go get em Great White.

[kangals]

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

[kangals]

guess which one is great white

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[kibumkim]

If this is real they need to do it again

[segamascott]

thank you dua lipa

[dantewhitecrow]

I feel bad on the one hand bc our healthcare system is fucked up, but this lady really walked up to the counter to complain to the receptionist that they haven't been seen even though they are a walk in and everyone else has an appointment

Now she's saying she's being discriminated against bc they're not seeing her yet, she's been waiting for 18 minutes and is getting her self all twisted up about 18 minutes when literally everyone who has been seen before her had an appointment. Like, she's talking over the receptionist, saying that they won't even see her today even tho the receptionist didn't say that.

Like I get it, it's so frustrating but like .... The receptionist can only tell her so much. And bringing up Congress out of the blue is wild. The receptionist is so much nicer and more patient than I would've been.

Edit: Now she's trauma dumping on the receptionist about her mom dying in the ER on a ventilator and how if they tell her to go to the hospital, she won't.