Natasha: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Y/n: Were you going to get me flowers?
Natasha: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Y/n: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Peter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Natasha, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Tony, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Y/n, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Clint , appalled: Call the exorcist.
Peter: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Y/n : I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ned: I got distracted halfway through.
MJ: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Clint : Don't worry, I'll find them.
Clint, shouting: peter sucks!
Y/n, distantly: peter is the best person ever! Fuck you!
*Trying to cheer y/n after a break up*
Natasha: You broke up with Peter for a reason.
Y/n: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing him. Tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he called?
Natasha: Maybe because you told him not to.
Y/n: What are you, the Memory Person?
Thor: *sees y/n and peter together*
Thor: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Tony: You mean... you ship them?
*The avengers when they drop food on the floor*
Bucky: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Thor: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Scott: *Sobs on the floor*
Kate & y/n in the back of Clint's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Clint: We have food at home.
Clint: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Clint: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
Steve : You know you can die from that, right?
Natasha: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Tony: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Peter: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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