dead by twenty five

Michelle/California Chicano

[fireladyazula]

(◠‿◠✿)

[botanicaxu]

So… Is #atlaredraw a thing? Not quite? Let’s do it! Here I chose two of my favs, Zuko in Ep 53 (The Firebending Masters) and Toph in Ep 26 (The Blind Bandit). I really enjoyed drawing those <3

[catprinx]

how can the world be so cruel, yet its people are so kind

find me at crown_prinxe @ twitter where I cry about my ATLA rewatch

[pengubun]

ya gotta love sokka and his cactus juice

[gay-engineer]

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

[twilightrenaissance]

the year is 13 AT (after twilight)

[bealilyperry]

# accurate af

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[mitski-miyawakis]

finnish man: PERRRRKELE!

finnish bear: what the actual fuck- i’m out!

[miiriya]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Prof says he'll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As

Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.

Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.

So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.

Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html

[saysomethinghuman-deactivated20]

Who will ride or die with me this hard

[anexperimentallife]

I love that even the professor was like, “YES! They did good!”

[bassiter]

steph

stephanie

jeff

jeffanie

[lorde-of-the-things]

tim

timothy

jim

jimothy

[samoorex]

nick

nicholas

rick

richolas

[bassiter]

harry 

harold

larry

larold

[egberts]

Zack zackary Jack jackary

[persnickityslumps]

Jon Jonathan Ron Ronathan

[lizziebug]

Greg

Gregory

Craig 

Craigory

[tacomel420]

ben benjamin gwen gwenjamin

[fuckthesheriff-panda]

Phil Phillip Jill Jillip

[romeo728]

Frank Francis

Hank Hancis

[killitwithzombies]

Ed

Edward

Ned

Nedward

[fuocogo]

Dan

Daniel

Stan

Staniel

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

Meg

Margaret

Greg

Grargaret

[alienoakley]

Carry

Caroline

Gary

Garoline

[lonelymentality]

Al

Alphonse

Val

Valphonse

[danisontnonfire]

Jen

Jennifer

Ken

Kennifer

[vicambulating]

Molly Margaret

Holly Hargaret

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

Harry

Henry

Larry

Lenry

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

Mick Michael Dick Dichael

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Vlad Vladimir Chad Chadimir

[animatedamerican]

Connie Constance

Donnie Donstance

[ironarya]

Randy Randall

Sandy Sandall

[durnesque-esque]

Is this how George R.R. Martin creates character names?

[beastmac]

rich

richard

mitch

mitchard

[platypus426]

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

[friendraichu]

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

[theshitneyspears]

[theresmagicinthenite]

WHAT THE GAY FCK 😭

[windswept-howie-deactivated2022]

I mean yeah I gave him uncooked chicken… But he didn’t even say thanks tho

[abercrombee]

my last 2 brain cells

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[d1rtypaws]

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

[d1rtypaws]

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

[mrgulogulo]

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[shadowgirl-vsb]

Freakin’ AMAZING!!!

[minkypinkypoo]

Bitch. I’m deceased I’m in my casket because this shit is bomb

Bitch I’m shaped like Gloria the hippo and y'all can’t take me or her okaaaay.

[slavetomyheadcanon]

at first I was skeptical

BUT THEN I WAS ENLIGHTENED

[judgejudyofficial]

reverse furry-ism is DEADASS the mood we need to turn 2018 around ladies and gays