Cutie

Heyo I'm Maddie, i really like sushi

[dionysvsretired-deactivated2019]

we’re ALL snacks in the eyes of god

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this video is the visual definition of hubris

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[rainbow-taishi]

Microsoft Office Danshi

I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications

Bonus:

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[davidsvlogs]

fuck i have a lisp

i can’t just say rice krispies treat out loud

[theshitneyspears]

why do I treat 98% of my uber drivers as therapists

[lenaiuthor]

[walkingentityofsnark]

Legendary

In which Jennifer Lawrence will never actually be sure of how famous she is

[lunar-skies]

[babyanimalgifs]

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[phantombranches]

Terry Crews

[cottagecori]

• Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

• Tom Holland

• Lin-Manuel Miranda

[dawhitebag]

The McElroy brothers

Their dad

[the-british-pineapple]

Mark Hamil

John Boyega

[hogwartshousefriends]

The Houses as even more Troubled Birds

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff:

[touy-a-remade-blog]

the fall of a hero

[callmebliss]

Is that green penguin carrying Daffy Duck’s beak to the kitchen

[valkyriebitch]

^This is a very important question.

[678i0u]

Black Panther dir. Ryan Coogler

[fuckyeahuglycars]

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road: