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Marsh 🐞He/It/Fae 🐞 21 🐞 Icon by rainbowpuyos 🐞

[catcrumb]

[buzzsawtooth]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns

look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin

[superjacobworld]

American behavior trying to turn everything into hamburger.

[paper-mario-wiki]

Tumblr user behavior trying to turn everything into something to be ashamed of.

[vervainium]

this didn’t deserve to be hidden in the tags

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

lmao

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Me: Man I hope my blueberries are ok, I left them in my hot car for a bit

The avaricious mold spore:

[anexperimentallife]

[firefox-official]

ok! *thinks about men*

[hagrene-deactivated20211030]

ew.

[firefox-official]

youre 24 years old get over yourself

[anexistperson-deactivated202110]

me but women

[firefox-official]

ok. this post is about men though

[it-s-sophia-uwu]

but i don't like men

[firefox-official]

and. who asked

[briarmoss]

[t4timekeeper]

STOP SHOWING ME AI GENERATED ZORO ARMPITS

[t4timekeeper]

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[lonnson]

The most wretched tragedy is that we let those 18th century ponytails with bow ties for men get out of style

[coughloop]

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

[mycoins]

i will come kill him with my demon blade

[coughloop]

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Making friends as an adult is so unnecessarily complicated omfg can we just survive a plane crash together or something. Can we move this along

[itznarcotic]

having bullet hell sex with my touhou wife

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[unclefather]

[some-mother-series-fan]