Dark Chrysalism

神々と怪物の地で私は天使だった。

[speremint]

why am i allowed to draw

[modernlavendermenace]

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

[ampervadasz]

[a-wild-andrew-appeared]

[nonbinarycorvid]

a Look

[moonemojii]

*studies for 2 minutes*

[hystericheavy]

[champagnemanagement]

lolol i’m almost positive that figure is from a remedios varo painting. this is fucking art

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captain-snark]

this is how disability works in america

[catchymemes]

[ghirahimbo]

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

[zanimez]

yeah

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[galaxy-warping]

[monkeysaysficus]

pete buttigieg

[daywatch]

How dare you drag Big Bird's name through the mud like that

[jabberwockypie]

me, originally: if you’re paying attention, there are enough contextual hints thrown in to keep track of the witcher timelines without extra indicators. it’s fine.

the official timeline: jaskier and geralt had known each other for 22 years by the dragon episode.

me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.

[shmoopie313]

I love that the show creator’s response to this was basically “Oh yeah. We forgot Jaskier isn’t immortal like the other main characters and probably should have aged him. Oops.”  

[absentlyabbie]

i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too

[emmavakarian-theirin]

finding out jaskier is 18 in episode 2:

okay sure i can play along with that

finding out he’s 41 in episode 6:

[azzandra]

I thought Yen was just being catty about his crow’s feet, are you telling me they actually knew each other for decades??

[stele3]

I’m firmly of the opinion that Jaskier is immortal by now. You can’t spend 22 years chasing around a Witcher and not catch a case of immortality—it’s like background radiation to all the dead wraiths, sorcereresses, and vampires he’s seen.

I envision Geralt and/or Yennefer saying, “oh yeah, he’s a normal human, what do they usually live…150 years? 300?” And Jaskier, who’s secretly been a vampire for the last 50 years of their acquaintance, is like, “Yes That Is A Normal Human Lifespan.”

[hazeldomain]

He moisturizes.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Dermatologists hate him.

[morphmaker]

sensing a pattern…

[tradfems-deactivated20200515]

excuse me voldemorts what

[thevibraniumvoid]

Wait WHAT

[piecesolvingapuzzle]

I’m glad none of you read Cursed Child. Keep it up.

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[imgoodnow]

Oh he had a kid with Bellatrix didn’t you know?

[lirs-main]

NO  B I T C H 

I DIDN’T

[imgoodnow]

Those two fucked meanwhile some of us struggle to get people think we’re cute

[imgoodnow]

I just realized I made it sound like Moldy Voldy fucked Palps and tbh I think it’s hilarious.

[moved--306389]

That’s the only way I can see it actually happening

[bugboiben]

Voldemort and Palpatine look like an old gay couple on grindr that are trying to get me to have a threesome with them 

[blackness-by-your-side]

my utopia

[gentlyepigrams-deactivated20180]

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

[theroguefeminist]

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[counterpunches]

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[with-practice]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

why is this so fucky funny

[powerfulwizard]

Why do they always write their articles like this??

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

[whoreofavalon]

Im losing it at this tag