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Dude chill out nobody wants your loser you can keep him
Maturing is realizing that if Exy was a real sport, I absolutely would not care about it.
my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege
This is just Andrew and Neil once Kevin graduates.
It was enough for Andrew to say a simple “no” for Neil not to touch him. He didn’t flinch, didn’t instinctively jerk his hand away afraid of being touched. No. because he didn’t need to. He had no doubt Neil heard him. It might have looked like a trained dog or a frightened creature that had learned through threats and punishment what happens when the command “no” isn’t followed. But it was just Neil, who only needed to hear Andrew say it once. Neil, who understood the cost of a word — the weight of verbal consent. And that was exactly why Andrew grew so angry, so distant in that moment. Because his suspicions were confirmed yet again, and Neil proved, once again, that he was the right person. Something that should have been impossible, according to everything Andrew believed. to be heard.
there will truly never be another one like neil josten
whats that kink called that you get from reading too much fantasy lit as a child that makes you want to be tortured in front of someone who loves you so you can see the pleading desperation in their eyes and hear how much they love you in between the cracks of their voice and really truly believe they would do anything to save you. also you get to look so cool and brave and covered in blood and soooo able to withstand pain haha no just me? ok
tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back
Neil would wear this shirt despite being a pro athlete
thinking about how everyone portrays aaron as full blown hating neil and like yeah hes mad neil stuck his nose into his business and is hooking up with his brother, but aaron looked upset about neil being hurt in baltimore when neil made it to the hotel room, aaron didnt say anything to the fbi on neils behalf to protect him just like the rest of the foxes, aaron didnt refute nickys claim that itd be a unanimous vote for neil to stay after baltimore, aaron helped matt move the couch for them all to sleep in matt and neils room after baltimore and was part of the sleepover, aaron congratulated neil after learning about ichirous deal because he was glad neil wouldnt be killed, aaron spotted that andrew would fight for neil before neil even knew, aaron let neil move in with andrew (yes, most of it was to keep katelyn away from andrew but he couldve just not brought her to the dorm)
hes mad at neil and will likely hold a grudge for ages, but he still cares. he still cares
Does anyone have fic recs for andreil as parents
happy and comfortable dan and phil is my favorite version of dan and phil
me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th
this app is so fun because it feels like majority of my mutuals are like a decade older than me and it don’t even matter. yeah i just graduated high school and yeah you got kids and a mortgage unc but in the club we all just holding hands and giggling about neil jostens fuckass haircut and i think thats beautiful
addendum: if the cheeto dies this year I'll give yall an andrew pov story in celebration
I started watching Tokyo Ghoul (yes, only now, I was just vaguely familiar with the concept before)
And the thing that sticks out most to me is that Ghouls can just. Eat corpses? They don't have to be alive, or freshly killed. They can just pick up a days-old corpse and munch on it
Meaning Ghouls aren't obligate predators. They're scavengers. They're hyenas.
All of human society has apparently spent centuries asking why Ghouls exist, and NO ONE came to the conclusion of "The same reason vultures do - to get rid of corpses, preventing disease and cleaning up the environment"
They could literally be vital to the ecosystem and instead of just letting them be normal humans with an admittedly disturbing, but very beneficial diet, saving up tons of landmass used for graveyards AND being better for the environment than both cremation and embalming, AND preventing senseless bloodshed by forcing them to kill to survive, people have just decided to war with them for literally no real reason
Like if every Ghoul had access to meat do you really think this would be an issue? Millions of people die every day, and there's seemingly more humans than Ghouls. AND Ghouls only need to eat once a month. There's literally plenty to go around, even if we require written consent, organ donor style.
Sure, Ghoul murders would still happen, but, like. So do regular murders.
And yes, that being said, humans saying "NO THAT'S GROSS/IMMORAL" for arbitrary religious and/or that-feels-bad-so-it's-bad reasons and just refusing to concede on an option that's safer, cheaper, easier and more humane is, admittedly, very realistic.
Just.
Sigh.
I'd be an environmental extremist Ghoul ally. That's all I'm saying.
thinking about how Neil Demisexual Virgin Josten doesn’t experience enough sexual attraction/know enough about sex to look at Andrew with lust until way later into their dynamic when they’re more comfortable together. he just, doesn’t. the idea of fucking Andrew never pops into his head, bro probably doesn’t even know what that would look like. at most he’ll want to kiss Andrew but still he doesn’t get this hungry predator look, he just says he wants a kiss and then gets one, end of story. thinking a lot about how Andrew probably struggled to wrap his head around the fact Neil wanted him and it wasn’t sexual in nature.
also thinking about how when time passed and they built up to things where Andrew receives Neil probably had to be like “btw i have no clue what i’m doing so you’re gonna have to tell me” and how that probably helped Andrew ease into letting Neil touch him. bc its so very clear Neil isn’t in control in that situation and is not this imposing figure, he’s awkward and unsure of his movements and Andrew’s heart could implode from how comfortable he feels
sometimes i have to make jacking off more sexual intentionally because honestly most of the time it’s just like. idk getting my oil changed but im the car
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if i think too hard about neil's breaking point being wymack offering him the position of vice captain because it forces him to deal with the fact he doesnt have a future and THEN he calls andrew. for the first time. because he wants his help and his support and andrew Offered from the very beginning i start screaming crying and throwing up.