vegetarianism is a hard sell
Every red-eyed vampire: Being good is for suckers, what do you even get out of it?!
Carlisle: A feeling of fulfillment. In your soul.
Every red-eyed vampire: Gross. That’s the grossest sentence I’ve ever heard.
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vegetarianism is a hard sell
Every red-eyed vampire: Being good is for suckers, what do you even get out of it?!
Carlisle: A feeling of fulfillment. In your soul.
Every red-eyed vampire: Gross. That’s the grossest sentence I’ve ever heard.
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do i love jasper hale? yes, obviously, look at my url or icon or half the things i’ve posted. but im gettin REAL TIRED of my fellow whities on here defending the things he’s done like we can pretend he redeemed himself at any point. He made the DECISION to fight for the south in the civil war, he may have been drafted if u want to reach (i don’t believe it’s ever said that he fought against his will but it’s been a minute since i read the books) but he wasn’t forced to invest himself so much in the fight that he rose quickly up the ranks and frankly that shit is RACIST!! u can’t support the southern side of the civil war without supporting what they wanted to get out of it. Yes, I do like to imagine that he learned and grew from the things he did after getting changed, but in canon thats not even implied, and he seems proud of his time as a human, so as much as I love the idea of jasper ‘the southern gentleman’ and i would drop to my knees anytime any place for jackson rathbone, jasper is a highly problematic character and ANYONE poc or otherwise who has a problem with him is not only 100% valid in that and all of their critisms of his character, or of blacklisting him entirely, they also just plain old do not need anyone breathing down their neck about “he was just a kid!!!” he was a young adult and, as a young adult myself, its pretty damn easy to say being young is not an excuse for being a bigot! and defending him, in itself, is a racist act and no, u don’t get any say in that matter
Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will
emmett’s babysitting resume tonight & is about to send bella and edward this pic
Imagine being Esme as the only competent adult in a household of 5 teenagers with a total of 3.7 IQ points and ur husband who is kind and sexy but also dumb as a brick. Very sad.
also if it isn’t obvious, if ur a terf like. don’t interact with my blog ever
The worst thing I’ve ever made in my goddamn life, inspired by this post
not to be incredibly soft and sad but. edward, knowing that human memories fade over time, wrote down every detail of esme’s baby’s face so that even if she did forget what he looked like, he’d be able to describe him to her.
years later she uses edwards description to sketch him, desperate for a look at her baby that she still misses so much. when she’s finished, she shows edward and he smiles bc “that could be a photograph, esme”
not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing
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you can’t convince me that emmett doesn’t say up to date on all conspiracy theories for fun and when there’s a lull in the conversation he’ll throw one of them out as if they’re facts. i can just see him standing at the window with the whole family there and suddenly edward just groans in annoyance right before emmett opens his mouth to say “so did you guys know that finland doesn’t actually exist.”
the cullens find a stray litter of puppies in a box on a hunt one day and immediately take them home. esme says they look like pitbulls
their trip to the pet store is swift & merciless, every blanket, can of formula, milk replacement, toy, and whatever alice says they’ll need ends up strewn across the kitchen.
each of them is in charge of one, though there are only 7 so jasper and alice choose a brown-and-white patched puppy to coparent, which is easy for them because alice can anticipate the puppy’s needs & jasper can keep it calm
edward examines each carefully before choosing his, stating ‘unimportant’ reasons (everyone shares a look and wonders what he saw in that dog’s head) and bella snatches up the first one that yawns and squeaks afterwards.
rosalie, unsurprisingly, chooses the all-brown one being ignored by her siblings, wraps her up in a little blanket, and settles down in the armchair with heavy ‘do not fucking disturb’ vibes
emmett refuses to let go of the tiniest one, all white and most likely deaf. he sits on the couch, holds the little blanket wrapped thing to his chest, and swears to any god listening that he will hunt them down if anything happens to it
carlisle & esme pick the remaining two, and they all huddle in the fireplace-warmed living room and bottlefeed the puppies, talking lowly amongst themselves. carlisle’s puppy is content to sleep in his neck, not really interested in much of the formula. esme’s puppy chews on her hair
no one really wants to leave, because they’ve all somehow become fiercely attached to these tiny creatures, so when the litter huddle together in their bed to sleep for the night, no one moves.
they talk about putting them up for adoption some weeks later, when they’ve all made it to eating solid food and growing up big and strong. emmett puts up the biggest fight, rationalizes that no one in town would be able to give the dogs a more enriched life than them (because they travel so often to places with lots of open space to run and explore), and that’s the end of it
it’s super weird to the rest of the town to see the cullens with seven new dogs, but then again, they’ve always been weird anyway
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jacob black was a character poorly developed in the last two books of the canon twilight series. his personality seems to go through a radical change in the latter half of the second book that totally derails his legitimacy in the eyes of the reader as a love interest and makes his friendship with bella abusive when it originally was not. in this essay, i will explain how jacob black could have been a rival worthy of narrative consideration based on actual personality traits he originally had-
I want 10 pages, standard MLA format, on my desk by Monday.