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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.
The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized
why is it giving this
"I love you like a dog" = I will grow eyebrows so you can understand my expressions
"I love you like a cat" = I will learn to talk so we can build a mutually intelligible language
Context:
Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
Meta-history (as in the study of how a certain version of history is seen throughout a culture and how the culture is influenced by history being seen through such a lens)
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philosophy and theory of history
Just wanted to point out the proper term is historiography
it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.
The Met Gala is literally our version of the Hunger Games. The elite play dress up while them and their elite circle of rich friends with powerful connections blow up children overseas.
The met gala singlehandedly funds the nonprofit Costume Institute within the Met Museum for the entire year. The costume institute has to fund itself and does not get funding from the rest of the met.
The money raised by the gala goes towards a collection that spans over 33,000 objects and seven centuries.
It is actually nothing like the hunger games because no one is fighting each other to the death at the gala, and also because it's a massive charity fundraiser for the preservation of history.
Saying it funds art doesn’t actually address the point. You can acknowledge that the Costume Institute preserves history and still question the system that produces this level of excess in the first place.
Framing it as “it’s for charity” doesn’t make it morally neutral when the same circles of wealth and influence benefiting from these events are tied to broader systems that cause real harm. And by harm i mean literal cold blooded murder, ethnic cleansing, genocide and the destabilizing of nations. Art and preservation matter, but they don’t exist in a vacuum where everything else gets a pass.
Comparing it to the Hunger Games isn’t just about the literal fighting it’s about the spectacle. A highly visible display of wealth and power, where a small, connected elite celebrates itself while the consequences of global inequality play out elsewhere.
“Good cause” doesn’t automatically equal “good context.” Both things can be true: the Institute does valuable work, and the event still represents a level of disconnect that’s worth criticizing.
They're playing dressup while little girls in a school in iran get blown up, kids in Gaza get decapitated and families are being forced out of their homes in Lebanon. All done by the very same people that fund and promote this "art" institution.
Hon, idk how to tell you this but Anna Wintour is not a government official or world leader. She's not in charge of a military. Anna Wintour doesn't have nuclear weapons.
A small connected wealthy elite celebrates itself
No. A small connected wealthy elite celebrates artists and designers & fashion history. But I guess celebrating artists and designers is just "playing dress up," and creating art is representative of a level of disconnect.
Consequences of global inequality play out elsewhere
Ah yes: no one is allowed to fundraise for the arts because war exists. Groundbreaking. Cancel the arts everybody, Anna Wintour is funding the war in Iran.
Still a terrible take on the hunger games. Like you understood spectacle was involved in the hunger games, but not why or for what purpose. And so the comparison here still fails.
Your response relies on narrowing responsibility so much that it avoids the actual critique.
First, saying Anna Wintour isn’t a government official is true but beside the point. The argument isn’t that she personally directs wars it’s that elite networks media, finance, politics, and culture overlap. People at events like the Met Gala often include individuals and institutions that do hold political and economic power. Influence doesn’t require holding office.
Second, framing it as “just celebrating art” strips away context. My critique isn’t that art is meaningless it’s that the scale and setting of that celebration (extreme wealth, exclusivity, spectacle) can reflect and reinforce inequality. You can value art and still question the environment in which it’s being showcased.
Third, the “so we should cancel the arts?” line is a strawman. No one is arguing that art funding should stop. The point is that charity and cultural preservation don’t automatically offset or excuse broader systems of inequality. Both things can be true at once. the Costume Institute does valuable work, and the event that funds it can still symbolize excess and promote systematic inequality. Genuinely disgusting people with genuine blood on their hands are involved every year in the name of "the arts" and "charity". I frankly don’t care that you donate to an artistic cause when your system of powerful elite friends are killing children every other day overseas.
And on Hunger Games the comparison isn’t literal. It’s about spectacle and detachment how entertainment and display can coexist with, and distract from, real suffering elsewhere. You don’t need death matches for the analogy to hold at a symbolic level.
Your response relies on narrowing responsibility so much that it avoids the actual critique.
No, my response contends that the Met Gala is headed by lead chairperson Anna Wintour, and that the responsibility of the Gala is ultimately hers and the Costume Institute's. This isn't a narrowing of responsibility, it's literally their responsibility.
The argument isn’t that she personally directs wars it’s that elite networks media, finance, politics, and culture overlap. People at events like the Met Gala often include individuals and institutions that do hold political and economic power. Influence doesn’t require holding office.
Okay, and? Rich, powerful people run in overlapping circles with one another. Sometimes they donate to charity. No one here is saying we should personally like Jeff Bezos just because he gave the met a lot of money this year.
You're framing this as a criticism of the Gala, but "charity takes money from rich people and many rich people may also be doing shitty things and vastly underpay taxes," is just a statement of reality. If rich people paid proportionate taxes and billionaires didn't exist, maybe the Met would be fully publicly funded, and that would be great. Since that isn't reality, they take money from rich people willing to give them money.
> Second, framing it as “just celebrating art” strips away context.
Strips away the context of what? The celebration of fashion and costume art IS the context of the gala you are claiming to criticize.
My critique isn’t that art is meaningless it’s that the scale and setting of that celebration (extreme wealth, exclusivity, spectacle) can reflect and reinforce inequality.
It can, but how do you propose a massive charity event which funds the continued preservation/conservation of a massive costume arts collection for the benefit of the public is ultimately reinforcing inequality, specifically? The design of a gala fundraiser is to put the burden of the majority of the expenses and fundraising on the most wealthy, for the benefit of everyone else.
You can value art and still question the environment in which it’s being showcased.
Sure and if you were criticizing the fact that the Met Museum is no longer completely Pay What You Want admissions despite the massive city benefits it has, I would agree with you! And if you were more broadly interested in criticizing the museum-as-ivory-tower in general and re: the met specifically, i would get that, but it wouldn't be specific to the Met Gala. (Not a new argument, either! I have a whole museum studies degree about learning about these things!)
Third, the “so we should cancel the arts?” line is a strawman. No one is arguing that art funding should stop. The point is that charity and cultural preservation don’t automatically offset or excuse broader systems of inequality. Both things can be true at once.
Absolutely no one argued that the met gala means that broader systems of inequality stopped existing. So counterpoint: you started with a straw man here (also check the tags on your post of people literally arguing that yeah, we shouldn't be funding this when people in other countries are dying. I didn't invent this argument, but the people agreeing with you are making it). You're continuing with the straw man by arguing that the gala is a version of the hunger games entirely about the elite playing dress up and "spectacle and detachment."
the Costume Institute does valuable work, and the event that funds it can still symbolize excess and promote systematic inequality. Genuinely disgusting people with genuine blood on their hands are involved every year in the name of "the arts" and "charity". I frankly don’t care that you donate to an artistic cause when your system of powerful elite friends are killing children every other day overseas.
Again, no one is saying you need to personally like any of the rich people donating money, or think that this absolves them of all their sins. No one made this argument. Even if people were making this argument that's a critique of how rich people view being charitable donors and not the charities or fundraisers themselves.
They're not buying indulgences, for Christ's sake. I can still think Bezos is a shit stain upon humanity even if he donated a lot of money. Those aren't mutually exclusive things, and the gala existing also isn't why Bezos exists. It isn't the cause, and no one needs to like Bezos or literally anyone else personally just because they donated money to this event.
Also just saying it outright: I find myself very unimpressed by people whose knowledge is mostly limited to pop culture news headlines and/or who make repeated vague and non-specific claims of responsibility. You mentioned Gaza and Iran but not the largest humanitarian crisis and genocide currently ongoing in the world, which feels like a massive oversight.
And on Hunger Games the comparison isn’t literal. It’s about spectacle and detachment how entertainment and display can coexist with, and distract from, real suffering elsewhere. You don’t need death matches for the analogy to hold at a symbolic level.
Again, WILD misunderstanding of the purpose of the hunger games being televised state terror/brutality with a side of competition to keep people in line by sowing fear of the government and distrust of their fellow citizens by way of orchestrated animosity.
The hunger games being televised wasn't detachment from real suffering happening elsewhere, because literal children were dying in the arena on screen televised to the whole nation.
The use of the games was to create complacency and expectation/acceptance around state enacted violence against the state's citizens.
Making it entertainment made it something that a) the citizens could bond over culturally b) gave citizens a sense of ownership/competition and "patriotism" towards their tribute and made them less likely to unite with other districts against the state/capitol in rebellion, (and gave participation and victory a sense of prestige among the more privileged districts who could pay to be more competitive) c) made it harder to escape being aware of the brutal violence and intimidation of the state since it was everywhere, which was a tool to keep people complacent and obedient, and d) made the suffering of children a norm and expectation for the public to witness, experience, and personally participate in upholding.
True, the capitol doesn't send their own children, but their orchestration of the spectacle is entirely about causing fear among the districts and demonstrating their own power via very direct state violence:
Taking the kids from our districts, forcing them to kill one another while we watch—this is the Capitol’s way of reminding us how totally we are at their mercy. How little chance we would stand of surviving another rebellion.
This doesn't hold up as a metaphor for the met gala. It's a bad analogy. The met gala is not about violence against citizens to preemptively suppress rebellion. And also the hunger games were not about distracting people from distant violence. The capitol didn't participate, and so didn't need distraction from the violence they enacted, and the violence was intentionally targeted to be literally people's own children. It was viscerally immediate propaganda and violence.
Met Gala also had guests who use the event to either criticized the administration, calling for gun control, or making a visual statement.
Yankee demons parading their ill gotten gains while pseudo leftist treatlerites in the imperial core clap like the well fed seals they are.
You know, Paul Veyne predicted all this.
sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself
I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.
Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.
Found it!
It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.
Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku
Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing
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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days
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"So if I understand correctly you are protected against my magic?" "Exactly witch! Your spells will have no effect on me!" "Interesting…" Said the witch as she rolled up her sleeves to reveal her extremely muscular arms. "You might actually be a decent challenge then."
Nanny Ogg
feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately
nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i
Man. I wish there were better sources on European magic between 700-1100 CE. A lot of the modern scholarship is like, interpretations of mythological epics and interpretation of archeological artifacts. But there's so much guesswork involved! It's hard to say anything concrete.
FACT: Somewhere in the 10th century a Norse person carved runes spelling the name of the god Tyr into a fishbone.
IMPLICATIONS: Who Da Hell Knows
My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields