satan's mistress

yes i lift... im an elevator thats all i do

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[reaking-havoc]

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[ougxjv-deactivated20230305]

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

[safetybush]

#but we can try lmao

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

[uncle-worm]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[pretty-pink-seaslug]

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[exitwound]

“i could fix him” well i could put him in my air fryer

[acitywithoutwalls]

and that would probably fix him

[exitwound]

fix him up for dinner LOL

[j-lyn]

his best quality: his wiggles

[headspace-hotel]

These are the most exquisite wiggles I’ve ever seen

[kainablue]

Exceptionally fluent in wiggles

[drtanner]

The poise! The focus! The tail! A+ wiggles, just incredible. <3

[kaijuno]

[rosejester]

I enthusiastically agree with this statement

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[homoluigi]

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

[owochimuwu]

i encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. this has worked out spectacularly for me

[anxietyproblem]

[natalieironside]

The threat level is currently at “hootin” but if present trends continue then it may progress to “hollerin” at any moment